On one fateful day, Neil DeGrassi Tyson sent out a tweet that read
"I grew my hair out a bit. Any style ideas? uwu"
There were many replies
A day later, Neil posts an Instagram with his new hair style that is almost EXACTLY like Carly Rae Jepsen's hairstyle
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Carly, enraged, tweets out "@/neiltyson How DARE you copy my brand like this?"
Neil responds "Wdym taking your brand?"
Carly replies "You took my hairstyle. It's my signature cut. My brand"
Neil says "First off, it looks better on me. Secondly, you are more basic than a common star"
Carly, offended and hurt, but not a coward, tweets back "Was that your attempt at calling me out? For a scientist, you're pretty dumb"
Neil laughs and tweets back "Okay airhead. At least I'm not a basic white girl whose more common than oxygen *mic drop*"
Carly gets mad and says "We're gonna handle this like real adults. Call me later and we'll plan out the details"
A week goes by but then Neil gets spotted in a light teal party dress on his way to a karaoke party
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Carly rolls up and sees him slaying a cover of Call Me Maybe
Carly, flabbergasted, goes up on stage, confronts him and says "So now you're REALLY trying to be me"
Neil laughs in her face and says "You're just mad that I do it better. Let's settle this once and for all like the moon colliding with the Earth. We'll see who the true icon is with a sing off"
"What song?" Carly replies
"COPYCAT by Billie Eilish" Neil responds, revealing himself as a Billie Eilish stan
"You're on" Carly replies
Neil wins, obviously
Carly angrily leaves and Neil is showered with flowers, being crowned the true 2000s pop sensation
