Assassins with Benefits (Hisoillu)

Introduction: The Fight

(Hey y'all, so I don't often write fanfic, but I got the strong urge to write some hisoillu so! enjoy~ also sorry for any mistakes or anything :') still a newbie)

Illumi's p.o.v.:

Greetings, I'm Illumi Zoldyck, a prodigy assassin from a long familial line of, well, assassins. I've recently started a new chapter in my life, one with now a hunter's license in my hand. Sure I just got it to watch over my younger brother Killua during the exam, but it could become useful later. Everything was going wonderful, but then he arrived.

Hisoka. That sly magician. He knows what he's doing for sure, but will he get in the way? While he appears loyal, you can quickly see through his act that he's just a sadistic clown. He won't seem to leave me alone however- constantly sending me texts about his adventures with the phantom troupe, even begging me to join (I heard they have good pay though, and killing people is my speciality). I don't mind it too much, but lately it's gotten obsessive. Hopefully it isn't part of his plan to try and kill me, because that'll just create his own death sentence. I have no sympathy for this mime, but maybe one day he'll come to use.

Hisoka's p.o.v.:

Salutations darling, it is I, the infamous Hisoka Morow. No, I am not a clown, I am a magnificent magician that shouldn't be messed with. Now, to the topic at hand. Illumi Zoldyck. I will admit, he's remarkably powerful (and quite attractive-). That's solely the reason I stook around for the hunter's exam, just to see his pins pierce through every one of his rivals~ Oh to be dominated by that tenacious power of his, my dream would come true! That's why I will never stop contacting him, in hopes he'll one day feel the same about having a phenomenal duel to the death~ Just the thought brings such glee and excitement.

Today I reached out in hopes of possibly meeting up, maybe to snag a headstart for our prominent showdown. Knowing his vacant-self, he most likely won't answer for a few days or so-

*ding*

Illumi's p.o.v.:

Yes, I replied. I have my reasons: I just want to get this one-sided relationship over with and bring him to his death bed so I'll never have to deal with his aggravating demeanor again. I'll show this clown what the consequences for messing with the Zoldyck family are. He'll pay for the time he's took from me, spent thinking about his stupid psyche.

We decided to meet besides the Zoldyck property, in the ominous woods. I arrived, stone-cold and dead-serious, and a needle ready to go hiding in my palm. I see Hisoka's already there, and what a surprise. Already secured in place with his bungee gum attached to the surrounding nature.

"You're not as sly as you think you are, you know Hisoka?" I uttered impassively. He's got such a big macho, it'll be fun tearing down his confidence tonight.

"And neither are you fish-eyes~" Hisoka gibed. Wow what a comeback, definitely one for the books. "You know, I've been waiting for this moment for the past year, and the excitement I feel now will never compare to what I had imagined before sweetheart."

Sweetheart? Why the hell would he call me sweetheart? "I'm sorry," I exclaim, "but I'm not your 'sweetheart'. I'm an assassin, and I'm not letting someone like you get in the way of my job any longer. Your time ends here Hisoka."

"Oi oi, it was a joke honey.. though I can make it a reality too ;)" Hisoka smirked, "And me getting in the way of your job? Well I'm glad I can't get off someone's mind~"

"I'm not trying to flirt with you Hisoka. I'm done dealing with your bullshit. This conversation is ove-"

"Oh shhhhhh baby, I know you love it, and I'll never stop~" He pulled out one of his cards, the 8 of spades, and slowly crept his way over. I raised my arms up in defense, revealing the pins I had ready for combat in hand. "Settle down sugar, I won't hurt ya just yet, just wanted to play a little card game," he purred. With the flick of his hand, the single 8 of spades turned into a whole deck of cards. He quickly shuffles them with such grace, and unravels them with such precision. "Now Illumi, where's the original card?"

I'm going to be honest, I don't know. And neither do I care. This clown wants to play card games to hold off his demise, what a bastard. "I'm not playing your stupid games Hisoka." The built up rage takes over, and I feel my nen aura intensify. With the push of my hand, I send my pins soaring at the jester.

Hisoka's p.o.v.:

He really thought he was sly to attack so suddenly, but alas no. He's so predictable, almost like a robot. With ease I was able to stop the flying projectiles with the deck of cards (covered in bungee gum of course, which processes the properties of both rubber and-). "Oh Illumi, you think it's that easy to kill me? I would think again sunshine~"

I can see his body become devoured with bloodlust, the dark radiating aura becoming so overwhelming, I can't help myself but get even more excited for the battle that awaits.

"I've had enough Hisoka. I'm done with your games. This all comes to an end now, once and forever," he spoke with such confident, yet no emotion. I knew if I continued to provoke Illumi, my demise would indeed come, and now thinking about it, he could have a lot of more benefits than just the prodigious anticipation I get from his vigorous power. If I wanted to escape death however, I'd need to think quick; I could already feel the immense pain of defeat.