hello

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aaaaa why you wastin' time ;-;
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random hamiltrash: yOU KNOW WHY JEFFERSON CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS--
me: bcoz he's fabulous

uwu

~~×~~ (heyyy it's Pip-)

my sister watching barney: GAMES! I LOVE PLAYING GAMES!
my mind: I LOVE BEING GAY--

wth is wrong with me--

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me reading a brand of some random kitchen supplies: ooh japan daiso
my sister: IT'S FROM JAPANNNNNN
me: HAHAHAHA YES--
my mom: *gives me the what the heck did you teach her glare*

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random note: my sister is an irl christIIIIiiIiiiiIiIiinEEEEEE-

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me drawing gay stuff:
my sister: cAn I bOrrOw tHe iPaD
me: *quickly covers it with white layer* yeah yeah sure just- don't look at this drawing okay--

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me basically getting gay ships at every movie/show/episode: ah my daily dose has been fulfilled

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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"i shall make mac n cheese tommorow, i promise." -me one day

n e x t   d a y

"...can i make it tommorow? i promise."

n e x t  d a y

"i'll make it this Saturday!"

n e x t  s a t u r d a y

"wait i forgot to make mac n cheese- oh well."

t w o  w e e k s  l a t e r

"iM wRitiNg a LettEr nIgHtlY- wait no that's not the line-"

*tries to break fourth wall*

"mac n cheese? um no, i giVe uP-"

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me searching how to kill laziness and writers block:
me also finding tips: hmm prompts?
also me: *consults Pinterest* AHA! WAIT NO NVM I MADE AN IDEA MYSELF- *tries to go and write it in docs* frik i forgot my password

*grabs paper and pen* wHY IS THE INK OUT-

*grabs pencil and breaks the lead* oh great where's the sharpener

sharpener: *is gone*

me: nOOoooOooO- wait fudge i forgot
me getting a new light bulb on my head: I SHOULD WRITE THIS EXPERIENCE AS AN IDEA IM A GENIUS--

(no i am not)

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should i publish this
h m m

(ooh one shots prompts
i shall let siri help me choose
or is there a bot in Discord who can do that
hmmm--)

IMma pUbLish thIs anYwaY-

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