taekook oneshots?

it's red, not pink

Jimin accidentally fucks up Jungkook's hair

But while Jungkook hates it, Taehyung loves it

"Oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill you."

Jungkook threatened as he stared at himself through the mirror, eyes wide as he stared at his now pink hair. Jimin had just finished drying Jungkook's hair for him and turned him around to look at himself on the mirror.

For a moment Jungkook thought about partially blaming himself for scrolling through Pinterest and taking interest on a filo beauty guru who dyed his hair red. He also thought about taking blame for asking Jimin for help, while he could have asked any of his other friends, but ended up asking Jimin anyway because Jimin is his roommate and he is too lazy to call Jin.

But you know what? Jimin deserves all the fucking blame right now.

Yes, Jungkook was the one who asked him for help to dye his hair red, but Jimin dyes his hair all the time, which basically makes him a pro. He should know how to read the instructions before applying anything. Jungkook blames Jimin because he is now stuck with hot pink hair until further notice.

"I told you I wanted it red!" Jungkook yelled and turned to look at his roommate, who was trying not to laugh yet continued to deny that it was his fault.

"You said you wanted it like mine!"

"I told you that when it was red! Now it's pink!" Jungkook then groaned and flopped down on the closed toilet, hands over his face, "And you can't use that as an excuse because my hair is hot pink while yours is like a cute pastel unicorn."

"First of all, thank you for the compliment," Jimin said in a high voice, but then it went back to normal, "And second of all, how was I supposed to know I didn't have to use conditioner? Every hair dying kit uses conditioner."

Jungkook then takes the bottle and shoves it on Jimin's face, "Right. Here." He says slowly and Jimin takes the bottle. On big, red letters the white bottle says "DO NOT USE HAIR CONDITIONER ON THIS OR IT WILL CHANGE THE COLOR."

"Oh."

"Yeah, oh." Jungkook glares again, annoyed. How is he supposed to go out like this? He'll have to hide by using a beanie or a jumper. "Oh my god..." He then whispered to himself and took a hold of his best friend's shoulders. "Jimin! How am I supposed to face Taehyung when I am looking like this!" He whined

Jimin rolls his eyes, "Is that seriously your main concern? You're dumb as hell." The boy states and starts to walk out of their shared bathroom. "You know what? You deserve that pink hair...bitch"

Jungkook gasped and walked out with him. He watched as Jimin took his laptop and sat down on his bed. "Are you saying I look bad? Not only did you destroy my chances with Taehyung, but you also called me ugly!"

"You did that yourself." Jimin challenged, "Now if you excuse me, I'm about to watch Mean Gir–"

"I hate you."

"No you don't." Jimin rolled his eyes and took his laptop. "First of all, Taehyung doesn't even know you exist, and second, if he doesn't like you like this then he doesn't deserve to like or look at you at all."

Jungkook huffs and crosses his arms, "He does know I exist because he talks to me sometimes!" Jimin only sends him "the look" and continues typing on his computer. "He does! Last time he asked for the date."

"Wow, next thing I know he'll he on his knees asking for your hand in marriage." Jimin threw at him a sarcastic gasp.

"Whatever."