It all began with a woodpecker flying around across the sky an to a harbor of ships. Birds were plentiful this year. Sailors were talking about their families and their livelihood. But one of them was not so lucky.
"Ouch!" a man barely in his thirties, was running around prepping for his first day.
"C'mon! a girl with a green hoodie spoke that was on top of him. "Hold still, Uncle Will."
"Katherine, get off of me." he accidentally hit the floor. "I can pick my own clothes."
She got of him and and complained not wear grey this time, she handed him a blue coat. A girl was cooking some breakfast.
"But I kinda like it." but she turned on the stove and burned. "My uniform!"
"You gotta get dress for the job want, not the job you had." she handed it to him. "Which was babysitting."
"Good morning, Uncle Will!" Mabel greeted him with some eggs and bacon. "Hope you'll like it."
"Mabel, don't touch the stove!" he separated her from it. "You'll get hurt!"
"No, no, no, a big day calls for a big breakfast."
The food was ready to be eaten and looked happy, the inscription around the plate said, "We Believe In You!". Instead it deflated looking it was a balloon. Will was kinda disgusted but gave a little grin. Mabel got the blue shirt from Kathy's hands.
"I'll get the iron." she ran to the iron stand, but he tried to keep her safe and instead got hurt.
"Ow, okay, you can stop helping me now and can you please put on your vests." he fitted them on the two girls. "What if the boat goes down while the babysitter's here?"
Kathy rolled her eyes, while she and Mabel understood.
"Yes, Uncle Will."
He was getting impatient with the time.
"Where is that babysitter?" he got out his cellphone and called her number. "Where are you, I am going to be late. What, I didn't give you the address, when can you be here?"
Kathy and Mabel exchanged glances to each other. In the middle of nowhere, an old lady was standing in the middle of the road.
"I don't know." she replied as he hanged up.
"All that 50 bucks, wasted." he put down his phone. "Now where can we find a new babysitter, it's already 10:00. 10:00!"
"You need to go, like right now!"
Mabel and Kathy panicked and gave him his clothes. Both girls got his bag. Will was dressed for work now and quickly scrambled outside. He was still concerned for them.
"But, I can't just leave you here."
"Don't be protective." Kathy told him. "We'll be fine, I mean, we can survive for a couple of hours."
"I don't know." he still felt it wasn't a goo idea. "A couple of hours. Uh well, okay. But just keep those life vests on!"
Kathy and Mabel gave each other a thumbs up. Then an engine started to sound. It was activating the boat. Will realized that there was only two of them.
"Where's Dipper?!"
They began panicking, so they made up excuses.
"Uh, sleeping."
"Who's Dipper."
Kathy stared at her. Of course their plan was going to fail. Will moved passed them and went to the engine room.
"Who's Dipper, seriously." Kathy complained with Mabel.
Will found Dipper under the steering part of the room.
"All right, girls, we'll get to California and back before anyone realizes we're gone." he finished the job.
Kathy quietly mouthed that they're doomed.
"So long, Grabby Falls!" he he didn't notice Will looking down at him, disappointingly. "Hello—-Uncle Will? What, what's up?"
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He led them to the car. The trio sat down on their seats, with their arms cross.
"I can't leave you kids for one minute."
"You were suppose to get him out, Mabel." Dipper argued with her.
"You were supposed to signal before you started the boat, Mason!" they argued.
"We never get to do anything!" Kathy got out Coke from her pocket and began drinking.
"Kids, if we want to keep our home afloat." he sighed. "We've all got to do things we don't want to do."
Will turned on the GPS and tuned to a certain destination.
"Destination: Pines Manor."
"Pines Manor?" Mabel exclaimed. "As in Stanford and Stanley Pines?"
"The bajillionaires?!" Dipper shot up to the driver's seat.
"You're finally gonna sell us." Kathy slumped back. "I wonder why we have the same name with them."
"Coincidence?"
"What I'm not gonna sell you guys." Will from the front. "They just owe me."
The trio began to squeal loud.
"We're going to meet Stanford and Stanley Pines."
"Those two are the best."
"I know right?!"
Flashbacks began to show and Kathy set the mood on the radio.
"I heard they're so epic, they defeated a rock giant and carved a statue of themselves out of its leg!" Dipper flat out explained.
"I heard Stanford's so smart, he solved the mystery of the the PieNappers turns out it was just a bunch of gnomes!" Mabel got in.
"I heard that Stanley's so rich, they only hunt for treasure TO SWIM IN IT!" Will shooed her back to her seat. "I wanna swim in it."
"Alright, take it down a notch." he drove nearer. "It will just be for a couple of hours."
"A couple of hours WITH THE MOST EXCITING TWINS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!" Kathy screamed. "No offense to you Dipper and Mabel."
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"With business expanding in the left are and in Modoc Street, noted interdependencies C,G, and 5F, we're also cutting funding to unnecessary departments: Historical research, experimental tech, deep sea exploration." a boring grey man explained.
"Oh great." Ford sighed.
He was bored listening to them, Lee should have been here but he's checking on the coins. They meeting was over and he stood up to get his brother.
"I'm going to get Stanley now."
He went to a large safe filled with coins. Stanley was climbing the stairs below. He swam in it again.
"Yo Ford!" Lee called from the bottom. "It's not that deep anymore."
Ford got out some coins and dropped it down. They went to their limo and headed for the mansion.
