it was halloween night. i decided that the perfect scary night would be going to kim kardashians haunted house: her house. when i entered the house my eyes were blinded by the white walls furniture lights EVERYTHING. i ouldnt see anything except light. out of nowhere kris jenner bit my ankles and killed my dog. i was now unable to walk an had nobody with me. i walked through the light into the kids room. i was admiring the figures when out of nowhere north west ripped my hair off and ate my brain cells. i crawled out of the kids room barley having any conscious thoughts and into a dark hallway. there were multiple rooms. i went into one and saw kanye west peeing in a gold toilet. out of nowhere the doors closed and kim kardashian herself injected something into my butt. my ass grew so quickly it was bigger than the entire manshion! once i was 31487345 ft about the ground it exploded and i fell and died. i know tell my story to all the kids in hell with me!
