Once upon a time there were two girls called Jade & Emily. They were lonely loners. Those bitches couldn't be bothered to like people because checking out guys to see if they're hot is too hard.
Emily spent her weekends on the Internet reading fan fiction & posting meaningless shit on tumblr. The Internet is the only thing she had eyes for.
Jade, don't get me started on this bad shortass bitch. She spent her weekends watching X-men, The Avengers & other super hero shit whilst searching wolverine memes on the Internet.
Although Jade's mother claimed Hugh Jackman should shave his side burns, she claimed that he is perfect jus the way he is, with claws coming out of his freaking hand.
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Jade & Emily
FanfictionThis non-fiction narrative details the lives of two lazy motherfu*****s who need to et a life & get off the Internet & find a man other than Wolverine. The End.
