Once, again, person in bold is the pranker, author note thingies are uppercase bold.
I love it when you call me señorita
Wtf does that mean
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
I wish you would stop thinking you need me too.
But every touch is ooh la la la
What do you mean Pansy, when I push you, or when I have sex with you?
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
Yes, it is quite clear
Land in Miami,
Where the fuck is that?
The air was hot from summer rain
Wtf
Are you drunk? It is in the middle of winter.
Sweat dripping of me
IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER PANSY! SHUT IT
Before I even knew her name la la la
Wtf.
It felt like ooh la la la
WTF ARE YOU GAY? YOUR ALL OVER ME THO! although it would be nice not to have you swooning over me 24/7/365...
I SAY 24/7/365 FOR 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, 365 DAYS A YEAR
Yeah, no
Sooo, your not gay?
Sapphire moonlight
Isn't the moon white or grey (it is red tho sometimes, But then it would be ruby moonlight)
We danced for hours in the sand
Wtf. I think You chose the wrong number Pansy
Tequila sunrise
Wtf. Isn't that a muggle drink?
Her body fit right in my hand la la la
Wtf
It felt like ooh la la la
BLAISE! THEO! IS THIS U?
BLAISE AND THEO LOVE TO SKREW AROUND WITH DRACO, BECAUSE, LET'S BE HONEST, HE IS HORRIBLE AT SHARING, AND HIS REACTIONS ARE THE BEST
I love it when you call me Señorita
I don't call you that and I have no idea what it is
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
Why are you telling me this stuff?
But every touch is ooh la la la
Got it
It's true la la la
Okay. Don't care
Ooh I should be running
Why? Voldemort after you? I thought you served him.
Ooh I love it when you call me Señorita
A, I don't call you that, B, got it
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya
I wish it wasn't too because then you would leave me alone
But every touch is ooh la la la
Got it
It's true la la la
Got it
Oh, I should be running
Why are you telling me this?
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
...
Locked in the hotel
Wtf is a hotel?
There are just things that never change
I think that's clear
You say we're just friends
Wtf no I don't
But friends don't know the way you taste la la la
WEASLEY AND GRANGER ARE FRIENDS AND THEY KNOW HOW THEY TASTE!
'Cause you know it's been a long time coming
Wtf do you mean
Don't you let me fall
Wtf
OoooOOOOhhhhhHhh
WTF
When you lips undress me
That happens rarely
Hooked on your tongue
Wtf
Ooh, love, your kiss is deadly
Yes it is and don't call me love. It is already bad enough when you call me Drakie
Don't stop
Don't stop what?
I love it when you call me señorita
Got it
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
Got it
But every touch is ooh la la la
Got it
It's true, la la la
Got it
Ooh, I should be running
Got it
Ooh, you know I love it when you call me señorita
Yes I do
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya
Got it
But every touch is ooh la la la
Got it
It's true, la la la
Got it
Ooh, I should be running
Got it
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
Got it
All along I've been coming for ya
Got that too
And I hope it meant something to ya
What?
Call my name, I'll be coming for ya, coming for ya, coming for ya, coming for ya
K
For ya (oh, she loves it when I come)
...For ya
STOP THAT
Ooh, I should be running
I GOT THAT
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
I GOT THAT
hehehe
What?
Just a song lyric prank
FUCK YOU PANSY
lol
SO, COMMENT IF YOU LIKE IT, WHAT SONG YOU THINK SHOULD BE NEXT, WHO SHOULD PRANK WHO, ETC. THE SONG WAS SEÑORITA BY SHAWN MENDAS AND CAMILA CABELLO
Lol!