Pansy pranks Draco

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Once, again, person in bold is the pranker, author note thingies are uppercase bold. 


I love it when you call me señorita

Wtf does that mean

I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya

I wish you would stop thinking you need me too. 

But every touch is ooh la la la

What do you mean Pansy, when I push you, or when I have sex with you?

Ooh, you keep me coming for ya

Yes, it is quite clear

Land in Miami,

Where the fuck is that?

The air was hot from summer rain

Wtf

Are you drunk? It is in the middle of winter.

Sweat dripping of me

IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER PANSY! SHUT IT

Before I even knew her name  la la la

Wtf. 

It felt like ooh la la la 

WTF ARE YOU GAY? YOUR ALL OVER ME THO! although it would be nice not to have you swooning over me 24/7/365...

I SAY 24/7/365 FOR 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, 365 DAYS A YEAR

Yeah, no

Sooo, your not gay?

Sapphire moonlight

Isn't the moon white or grey (it is red tho sometimes,  But then it would be ruby moonlight)

We danced for hours in the sand

Wtf. I think You chose the wrong number Pansy

Tequila sunrise

Wtf. Isn't that a muggle drink?

Her body fit right in my hand la la la

Wtf

It felt like ooh la la la

BLAISE! THEO! IS THIS U?

BLAISE! THEO! IS THIS U?

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BLAISE AND THEO LOVE TO SKREW AROUND WITH DRACO, BECAUSE, LET'S BE HONEST, HE IS HORRIBLE AT SHARING, AND HIS REACTIONS ARE THE BEST


I love it when you call me Señorita

I don't call you that and I have no idea what it is

I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya

Why are you telling me this stuff?

But every touch is ooh la la la 

Got it

It's true la la la 

Okay. Don't care

Ooh I should be running

Why? Voldemort after you? I thought you served him.

Ooh I love it when you call me Señorita 

A, I don't call you that, B, got it

I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya

I wish it wasn't too because then you would leave me alone

But every touch is ooh la la la

Got it

It's true la la la

Got it

Oh, I should be running

Why are you telling me this?

Ooh, you keep me coming for ya

...

Locked in the hotel

Wtf is a hotel?

There are just things that never change 

I think that's clear

You say we're just friends

Wtf no I don't

But friends don't know the way you taste la la la

WEASLEY AND GRANGER ARE FRIENDS AND THEY KNOW HOW THEY TASTE!

'Cause you know it's been a long time coming 

Wtf do you mean

Don't you let me fall

Wtf

OoooOOOOhhhhhHhh

WTF

When you lips undress me

That happens rarely 

Hooked on your tongue 

Wtf

Ooh, love, your kiss is deadly

Yes it is and don't call me love. It is already bad enough when you call me Drakie 

Don't stop

Don't stop what?

I love it when you call me señorita
Got it
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
Got it
But every touch is ooh la la la
Got it
It's true, la la la
Got it
Ooh, I should be running
Got it
Ooh, you know I love it when you call me señorita
Yes I do
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya
Got it
But every touch is ooh la la la
Got it
It's true, la la la
Got it
Ooh, I should be running
Got it
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya
Got it
All along I've been coming for ya
Got that too
And I hope it meant something to ya
What?
Call my name, I'll be coming for ya, coming for ya, coming for ya, coming for ya
K
For ya (oh, she loves it when I come)
...For ya
STOP THAT


Ooh, I should be running


I GOT THAT

Ooh, you keep me coming for ya


I GOT THAT

hehehe

What?

Just a song lyric prank

FUCK YOU PANSY

lol


SO, COMMENT IF YOU LIKE IT, WHAT SONG YOU THINK SHOULD BE NEXT, WHO SHOULD PRANK WHO, ETC. THE SONG WAS SEÑORITA BY SHAWN MENDAS AND CAMILA CABELLO

Lol!


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