Godzilla jr as....................................................Godzilla jr 1994
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I woke up this morning, ready to wake up my son not knowing what would happen in 3 hours. "Jr, babysitter Rodan will be here any minute now," I told him. Rodan has this problem, where when I come home, he just makes up a crazy story on how he almost lost his sanity. His most craziest one, was when he claimed that Jr was summoning the devil himself. He's totally losing it. "Alright Rodan, when I come back in about 4 hours, I better not hear you making up some crazy story," I told him. "Disown that boy, and I will," Rodan replied. This angered me, so I punished him severely.
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"jr, be easy on Rodan," I said. "Don't worry daddy, I won't," Jr said while turning his head 180 degrees. I was off to the bar. I got my usual, radioactive milkshake king sized, with 252 million cherries on top. It took me 2 hours, but I finally did it. I beat the world record of most cherries eaten without taking a breath. I nearly passed out 673 times. I then went to my father's grave to pay my respect. "I'll never forget you, father," I always said. I was there for about 30 minutes or less. But all I know is that when I got up to go to my journey home, I bumped into a kaiju that looked pretty. I was angered at first, "HE-" But then, I gazed onto her. And soon, our eyes met. "H-hi," the kaiju said, "I'm Mothra," she told me even though I didn't really ask. "I'm Godzilla," I replied. For 3 hours and 30 minutes straight we had a nice time. I didn't even care what the heck Rodan would say. When I finally got home, I couldn't help but just think about Mothra. When I came to let Rodan go, he was pissed off. "DON'T EVER MAKE ME BABYSIT THAT DEMON EVER AGAIN!!!" he shouted. Rodan claimed that Godzilla jr summoned the devil again, and allowed it to possess Rodan and go on a rampage. I guess that was a little weird, but I think I didn't notice because me and Mothra were having a good time together. Rodan also claimed that the devil made him chase after Monarch planes. He's completely lost it!
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