author's note: this part is quite old, the next part will be better!
while sonia, cham-p, gundham, and
the other three dark devas are taking a walk, they encounter yasuhiro hagakure, the ultimate weed man.
gundham: hello, mortal..
weed man: oh hey!!
cham-p, thinking while playing candy crush on his iphone 12: it's the super high (not school level but just high) weed man!! if i distract them, maybe i can have some!!!
cham-p: *dark deva noises* gundham!!! i think kazuichi ate san-d 👹😱😾
gundham: he. what?! 😢😢😭😭
cham-p: ate san-d-
gundham: let's go, sonia 😡😡 kazuichi has eaten one of my beloved dark devas, san-d!
FWUAHAHAHA! kazuichi... will be punished for this..
sonia, with her eyes glistening with excitement: ours?!
gundham blushes, with his scarf covering his face.
gundham, sonia, maga-z and jum-p proceed to go to kazuichi's house.
*their perspective will be coming later
cham-p: mr weed man, may i have some weed?
yasuhiro: ..yeah! of course!
yasuhiro gives him some
cham-p: how much will that be then? 🙄👹
yasuhiro: a million yen!
cham-p: sure thing!!
cham-p gives yasuhiro the money
yasuhiro: ..uh actually.. i used all the weed already. thanks for the yen though!
cham-p, with a knife out: YOU.WHAT?!! 😡😡😡‼️‼️❌❌🔪
yasuhiro: uh.. would you like me to tell you your fortunes though?
cham-p: NO!!
cham-p kills yasuhiro, and takes his yen back and takes the weed he had in his pocket.
gundham, sonia and the others go to kazuichi's house. kazuichi is having seggs with a jeep when they get to his house. they were all so shocked so kazuichi said "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends 😍"!
gundham: always one of them gotta b ugly 😏
gundham then releases the two of his other dark devas that is with him. they then proceed to run like hajime all the way to kazuichi.
gundham: go my dark devas, go! eat that pathetic mortal for me..
the dark devas keep hajime running to kazuichi and start to eat him.
gundham: let's go, jum-p, maga-z and sonia!
they hajime run back to yasuhiro and cham-p, to find out that cham-p has killed him for weed.
sonia: bad, cham-p, bad! go to the timeout corner for 15 minutes!
she then picks up cham-p carefully and puts him in the timeout corner.
sonia: no more weed either!
