15 Minutes in Homestuck Heaven/Hell (SEVERELY EDITING)

A list of Party Do's and Don't's

(I haven't updated this in a few months HAH. Request some shit, and I may put up more.)

You silently laughed. Mostly because it was a dead giveaway, nobody was that much of a buzzkill to write this except for that one troll. Plus it was easy to tell that it was Kankri's handwriting. Equius watched you 'silently laugh', which sounded like awkward snorts of laughter. To which he would equate them to the sound of a human tractor.

Oh what a laugh, on the other hand Damara was snickering, as she dragged the distressed troll in a red turtleneck to the well used closet. She gave you a wink before shoving you in there also.

[ oi, oi, to the kankri fans who wanna stick to canon and shit and those who want more there will be two separate things platonic and you gon touch the butt eventually scenarios // will eventually do all lemons and limes and shit when I get all the characters done.// I just don't want anyone to be pissy. So I'm gonna shut up and have you continue reading!]

platonic: (no butt touch immanent)

The troll had his feathers all ruffled, baffled at how someone would dare come up with such a game. He mumbled to himself about the triggers, and how his personal space got ignored. Ah, ever the Preachy Drama Queen, but what you were irritated about was that he hand landed on your back and he hadn't moved yet. How the hell this happened was beyond you, you could be at home staring creepily at the posts you would see on tumblr.

However, instead you were stuck under his ass. You could understand for the first two minutes of this shit. You tapped your finger rapidly on the floor, still too self absorbed at the moment.

"Sir, I have found a thumbtack, and if you don't get off of me in the next three seconds. I will stab your ass with it."

Kankri subtly got up from on top of you. "Forgive me, for not noticing you sooner. If you had spoken up sooner, the invasion of your privacy, would have been fairly slight compared to now. You also would have been less likely to be triggered as so. You should proclaim your triggers, as so others don't overstep their boundaries, to your person. #overlooking"

You sighed, as Drama queen had said it was true. Though you didn't give a damn,"I don't like my triggers to be noticed. As you can see I have a very short damn fuse."

"Such language can be a trigger to others as well. #coarse language"

The door eventually opened, by a very sweaty Equius. Who was amused by your lewd language.

sorta romantic??: ( booty touchin immanent *WINK WINK*)

When Damara politely shoved you into the closet, someone stuck their foot out so you would trip on the way in. The position you were in wasn't such a good one. You didn't know who it was more uncomfortable for, you or the slightly distressed Drama Queen. Accidental straddling. Hot damn.

You had pushed your self up slowly, attempting to get off of him. With one hand covering his flustered face, he grabbed you gently with underlying urgency. Rarely did he touch you, and rarely did you do the same to him.

With your free hand you slowly reached up to his face, to remove his hand. Gentle and slowly you moved his hand away from his face,"... Are you uncomfortable?"

His murky white eyes stared up at you hesitantly, with uneasiness he nodded. You're expression softened," Would you like me to get off?"

He bit his lip, looking away, he was uncomfortable, but in a good way. With his vow, he steered away from anything like this. Now, he honestly didn't know which road to take here. He wasn't ready just yet to completely break a vow such as this. He supposed just to give in a little right now wouldn't hurt too much.

You gently caressed his face,".. I want to do one thing... You can tell me to stop if you feel uncomfortable, okay?"

He nodded slightly, you lowered your lips onto his. They were soft and sweet. Before, Kankri could react, you pulled away. The door had opened.

// I updated.
// requests are open just submit a character and give the type of scenario platonic, heart break, or touch the booty