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"What's up people , Welcome to the Topaz" Toni said smiling into the camara , Toni leaned into the camara and said "I'm Toni and GOOD NEWS WE JUST HIT SIX MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!! " Toni cheered as she blow a party horn.
"I woke up this morning at 5:15 AM and I thought to myself , why am I up so early? , but more importantly why am I the only one up this early ?, So I decided to drive over to my wife Cheryl's house, to invite her and the kids to join me" said Toni into the camara
Toni slowly leaned on the bed and screamed "CHERYL" causing the redhead to jump up and scream and Toni screamed with her
"Toni get out" said Cheryl making the pink haired girl run out the bedroom quickly.
she then slowly got into her daughter's room and and took out her cow bell and and shook it while screaming "NESSA" causing the 13 year old girl to scream and groan "ugh why are u my mom" said the 13 year old girl .
She then put on a Micheal Myers mask and ran into her son's room and leaned on the bed and screamed "SURPRISE" causing the 9 year old boy to scream and fall out his bed and hit the closet , causing Toni to laugh but stop when she saw her son hit the closet in the camara " ur mommy finna kill me" said Toni as she turned off the camara and ran up to her son.
A few hours later
Cheryl parked her car in the drive way and made her way into the house , when she got inside she yelled " Nessa, Aiden what the...." Said Cheryl looking at the big fort in her living room
"Hey mommy check out the fort. Do u like it ?" Asked Aiden as he jumped out the fort .
It's...it's amazing sweetie" said Cheryl and she sat her keys on the counter next to the door
"it was momma's idea" said aiden smiling at his mother "pretty cool ,huh ?" Said Toni as she jumped out the fort as well "it's super cool , and you used my expansive sheets" said Cheryl walking up to Toni " you wanna see inside mommy" said Aiden " i would love to thank u" said Cheryl as she kissed her son and wife cheek as and tried to enter.
"Hold up. What's the password? " Said Toni and Aiden in union smiling at Cheryl "Here's a hint, what do dad and I love more then anything in the world ?" Said Aiden looking at his mom for an answer "Farts" said Cheryl with a serious tone looking at her wife and Son .
" AHH she knows us good " said Aiden and Toni looking at each other and laughing "that's a good guess but that's not it baby , what's the one thing in there world the kids and I can not live without" said Toni looking at Cheryl " Wait Nessa is in there ?"' said Cheryl looking around for Nessa "I'm in the library can you please keep it down" said Nessa as she peaked her head out the fort and then back in .
"C'mon Cher guess the password" said Toni as s she looked at Cheryl and pouted "I don't know the passport , and I have to put these groceries down" said Cheryl and she started walking into the kitchen .
Toni groaned and got up and went after Cheryl
" Alright Hey you fortify the ceiling in the rumpus room." Said Toni as she looked at Aiden " ohh and don't use the toilet yet , Okay " she said still looking at Aiden.
"Baby why do u always do the big disruptive projects and not the little ones" said Cheryl looking at Toni " I don't know don't ask me ask the brain , also here hold this, and I want u to smile and act like you like it " said Toni as she have Toni a glass with drink in it "now one, two, three say cheese" said Toni as she and Cheryl took a selfie "okay so what did we just sell" said Cheryl looking at Toni " We just sold Paco's alcohol-free Tequila" said Toni smiling and drinking it " Alcohol-free booze?" Asked Cheryl confused "yeah" toni responded, Cheryl looked
' what's the point" Cheryl asked "yeah I know right ' toni responded making Cheryl more confused
"I like making bad decisions,but all I know is that there paying me to heighten the awareness to the brand " toni said sitting down on the bar stool .
'Baby did u talk to Nessa about out meeting with miss Gomez?" Cheryl whispered so only Toni can hear .
Toni looked around told Cheryl to come closer ,when Cheryl got closer Toni whispered "No, u said never to parent when you are not in the room" Toni said before pecking her lips ever so softly ,Cheryl looked at her then shrugged and said "true" before continuing unpacking the groceries
Cheryl then took out her coffee powder and went to the counter to make coffee when she realized the coffee maker was not there " Toni where the hell is the coffee maker " Cheryl said looking at Toni " ohh it's in the fort" Toni said pointing to the fort as she continues talking "we're opening a Starbucks behind the recliner" toni said before turning around and yelling "Hey , make your mommy a non-fat mocha latte whit Frappuccino! ,Extra stevia and almond milk " Toni said before standing up and going behind Cheryl and wrapping her arms around her wait .
"Baby this fort is gonna be lit , there's gonna be a Vip section , we're gonna have a dj , we're gonna get a bouncer to keep out all the gold-digging psychos that can't get liquor " Toni said as she kissed Cheryl cheek and went to stand infront of the fort .
As Toni stopped Talking Cheryl's Bestfriend Santana Lopez walked into the house smiling and her smile dropped when she saw Toni
"Mm , looks like we're gonna need that bouncer a lot quicker than I thought " Toni said as she looked at Santana .
Santana rolled her eyes " Toni" said Santana as she rolled her eyes again "Santana" said Toni as she looked at Santana and mimicked "Ugh Cheryl when are u divorcing her" said Santana as she walked past Toni "oh this should be good , Marriage advice ,from a girl whose longest relationship was All-Star weekend " said Toni walking up to Santana "see that was the old Santana , I have a long term relationship now , amd his name is god" said Santana looking up at the ceiling " mm I hope he got some penicillin" said Toni smiling 'um excuse me , I'm celibate ' said Santana rasing her eyebrow .
"Mm yeah well you sell-a-bit of that to somebody else " said Toni gesturing to Santana's body , just as Santana was gonna say something interrupted them "c'mon now stop it please "
"Momma I used the fort toilet" said Aiden sticking his head out the fort "Aiden c'mon that's ur momma's Crock-Pot.
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