Ayerscarpe:
Leonhardt, please answer this
message as soon as possible.
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Hey! Sorry for the wait, I
was nearly done with my
check-up when you sent the
message. What's up Ayer?
Ayerscarpe:
Please do not try to hide
anything from me
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Uhhh, okay? So, what's up?
Ayerscarpe:
Well, why is there a goddamn
lime green dune buggy in the
middle of our room?
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
IT'S THERE????? PLEASE
SEND A PICTURE OF IT
Ayerscarpe:
I will most definitely NOT when
your finances are in danger of
collapsing AGAIN!
What on earth were you
thinking?! Were you even
thinking, actually?! I'm pretty sure
the amount left in your bank
account is equivalent to the amount
needed to buy two loaves of
WHOLE-WHEAT B R E A D
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
C'mon, stop exaggerating!
I'm sure it's more than that,
I'm being more careful this time!
Ayerscarpe:
Wanna bet?
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Nah, I think your bank
account would be the one
suffering losses ;)
Ayerscarpe:
Sometimes, I wonder how I'm still
friends with you.
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
You know you love me ;)
Ayerscarpe:
Sadly, I do, in a completely
platonic way. I care too much about
your well-being to leave you to drown
in a massive amount of debt that you
have no way to pay off
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Trying to get into drama now,
hmm? You really should find
more interests.
Ayerscarpe:
If I did, there would be no one who
would look after you.
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Unnecessarily harsh, Ayer
>;(
Ayerscarpe:
But isn't it true?
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Really? You really think that
lowly of me, Ayer?
Ayerscarpe:
Not at all. Sorry, I need to cool
down.
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Apology accepted!
Ayerscarpe:
And YOU need to learn to SAVE
MORE
I will not be able to give you money
whenever you need it forever. Please,
for the sake of your future, just think
a little more before spending your
pay check on things?
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
You really sound like a mom,
Ayer—
Ayerscarpe:
Because sometimes I think it's the
only way for you to listen to me.
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Lol ok then mom
Ayerscarpe:
Leon...
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Okay okay! I'll try my best!
Ayerscarpe:
Thank you. I'll be off to tutor some
of the new guards now, don't do
anything rash, you hear me?
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Yeah yeah I hear you, mom
Ayerscarpe:
Leon......
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Just kidding with ya!
Good luck with the newbies
Ayer!
Ayerscarpe:
Have fun with whatever you're
gonna do too, Leon.
—Four hours later—
Ayerscarpe:
LEONHARDT
WHY IS IT THAT I SEE FOUR BAGS
OF CLOTHING ON YOUR BED?!?!?!
ANSWER ME
LEONHARDT
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Umm... forgot to mention about
those earlier...
But since I ordered them before
you told me to be more careful
with my money, they don't count!
Ayer?
You okay?
You haven't replied in ten
minutes, you good?
Did Beehunter hold you back
or something?
Ayer~~?
Ayerscarpe:
no
i'll just
sleep
please clear away all of your new
clothing properly once you come
back to our room
come back safely you hear
goodnight
Dune Buggy Fanatic:
Oh man, are you really mad
or just really tired??
You only type with no caps for
either!
Ayer?
I'm sorry ;-; but fashion cannot
be excused
Well umm...
Goodnight?
(So that concludes the first chapter to this book! It's something I decided on a whim one day, so don't expect much updates at all.
I hope you enjoyed this first part, and that it's okay lol. It's my first time making such a book purely for fun.
Thanks for reading this and have a great day/night!)
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