•The Signs on a Plane•

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Seats:

Capricorn    Cancer    Leo
    Virgo         Pisces     Gemini
   Aries        Scorpio   Sagittarius
Aquarius     Libra       Taurus

The signs are going to Beijing, China.

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Sagittarius: GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPUD METAL SKY BUS. *bangs head on the window*

Aries: Stop it Sage, they're gonna break.

Virgo: Actually, plane windows are highly impenetrable and--

Sagittarius: I. DON'T. CARE. *continues to bang head on the window*

Pisces: Sage! STOP THAT FOR PETER'S SAKE OR ELSE IF THAT WINDOW BREAKS WE'LL GET SUCKED OUT OF THIS PLANE! *starts to hyperventilate*

Libra: Geez, we've been in the air for like 30 minutes, Pisces.

Capricorn: And Pisces, IF THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN. The emergency hatchet's over there--

Pisces: WHAT IF SOMEBODY OPENS THE EMERGENCY HATCHET THEN WE ALL GET SUCKED OUT AND EVEN IF WE SURVIVE ON THE PLANE SINCE WE'RE AT A HIGH ALTITUDE, THE COLD AIR WILL FREEZE TO DEATH!--

Gemini: *hits Pisces with her neck pillow* Pisces, get back to your senses! We're going to Beijing, not Antartica.

Pisces: But still--

Taurus: Can anyone just let her shut the f*ck up?

Gemini: *hits Pisces again with her neck pillow* Uggh. I freaking HATE PLANES. AND TRAVELING.

Sagittarius: Yeah, I agree. And vaccinations hurt...

Pisces: *continues to rant about on possibilities that could happen on the plane* *gets cut off by Virgo*

Virgo: Pisces. Please stop it for goodness sake.

Scorpio: You have to be strong Pisces, I'm not with you for the rest of your life. *bangs head on the armrest* BLOODY HELL.

Taurus: Tss. Weak. Unbelievable...

Pisces: Just who the heck had planned this chapter?!

Me: Me! Got any problem?!

Pisces: Huh? Who was that?

Me: *immediately disperses into smoke and leaves the scene*

Virgo: *coughs* Just who the heck was smoking in here? *tries to wave away the smoke*

Cancer: *listens to P!ATD on her phone* LET'S KILL TONIGHT, SHOW THEM ALL YOU'RE NOT THE ORDINARY TYPE-- HEY!

Capricorn: *snatches Cancer's phone* I don't think that you should be singing those song lyrics IN A PLANE.

Cancer: Oh yeah, you're right...

Capricorn: *hands back phone to Cancer* Can you just listen to something......you know, tame?

Cancer: *scrolls through music* Hmm......Let's see......Aha! What about to P!ATD's Lying Is The Most Fun.

Capricorn: NO.

Cancer: *again scrolls through music* Uhh.............................. What about Play Date by Melanie Martinez?

Capricorn: ..................good enough.

Taurus: *notices Libra and stares at her* Uhh, what are you doing?

Libra: *busy pouring a WHOLE bottle of Purell in both of her hands* Want some?

Taurus: Uhh, no thanks. That stuff stinks.

Libra: China's way more dirty than America you know.

Taurus: And Purell's not good at clearing bacterias you know.

Libra: WHAT? 👀👀👀

Taurus: Lol. Just kidding.

Libra: I will kill you.

Cancer: BETTER KISS, BETTER TOUCH, A BETTER FU-- HEY!!!

Capricorn: *again snatches Cancer's phone before she could even finish the lyrics then throws it somewhere afar from where they were*

Leo & Aquarius: *been sleeping most of the time*

Pisces: *still hyperventalating*

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And now the plane smells like Purell.

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Hi! And sorry if I had been lazy these quite few days, exams had just came up and I had to focus on my studies so that's why this update came up late. And anways, I hope that you liked my chapter!!  😊😊😊

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Please read also my other stories!^^

- Cypheria Academy: The Cold Ice Princess (Genre: Fantasy/Status: Completed)

- Cypheria Academy (Book 2): The New Generation (Genre: Fantasy/ Status: On-going)

- Code Name: Black Lily (Genre: Mystery/Thriller/Status: On-Going)

(PS: Cypheria Academy: The New Generation is a sequel to Cypheria Academy: The Cold Ice Princess)

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