In dimension C129
It's Christmas Eve
At the Smiths house
Alright Morty. Said Summer. What is it you wanted me to see?
It's, this! Said Morty taking the sheet of his invention to reveal a small robot with a box shaped head and body.
So, what do you think? Said Morty.
Well... Said Summer. Want does it do?
This little robot make cakes! Said Morty.
Liar. Said the Robot.
What? Said Summer as Morty started laughing.
I'm just kidding. Said Morty. This is actually a lie detector bot, it can sense a lie from up to a mile away. I made it from plans that Rick gave me.
Oh. Said Summer.Elsewhere
At the WIDL supermarket
What have I done to deserve this?! Helping your mum with the Christmas shopping isn't a punishment! It's just helping!
Yeah, and what have I done to Deserve it?! Said Dennis the Menace. To which Dennis's Mum said back. You broke the shed window, scratched the coffee table, melted chocolate on the sofa, ripped a hole in the sofa, and pushed it into the sea.
You flooded the house, flooded the house again with custard, broke the fridge, my phone and your dad's tablet. You dug a huge hole in the driveway, turned the garden into a swamp and attracted crocodiles into...
Those were alligator's! Said Dennis. You could tell because they have a shorter snout! I mean what have I done to Today?!
It's Christmas and you're helping your mother with the shopping! Said Dennis's Mum.
Urrgh! Said Dennis looking at a sign that said 'Absolutely positively no dogs' This is well harsh! I'm getting the same vibe as that film where that kid wants more soup! Oliver? Said Dennis's Mum. That was gruel, not soup. What's gruel? Asked Dennis. It's horrible tasting SOUP that nobody likes... said Dennis's Mum. Which remind me, we need Sprouts.
Sprouts?! Said Dennis I hate sprouts!
Yeah!!? Said a 6ft tall Sprout. Well, we hate you too! That Right! Said another pushing Dennis over.
The Sprouts then proceeded to empty out all the trays containing sprouts onto the floor.
Run! Be free, my Sprout brothers! They said.
The big Sprouts then realised the normal sprouts weren't moving.
They're not doing much running. Said one sprout.
Forget them. Said another. We've got Christmas to ruin!Outside in the car park
Dennis's Mum was trying to push Dennis into the car.
I can't take you anywhere! She said.
Those Sprouts had nothing to do with me! Said Dennis.
No, but you annoyed them! Said Dennis's Mum after she got Dennis into the car. What would you say to a T.Rex?
A T.Rex with those dumb little arms?
There is an expression, 'Don't poke the bear '. It means you shouldn't make scary things angry....
.....Hang on! Where he gone?
Dennis was no longer in the car, he was walking along side it.
Where do you think you're going? Said Dennis's Mum. If giant mutant Sprouts are going to ruin Christmas, it's up to me to stop them. Said Dennis.
I'm a bear! You're poking me!
What are you talking about?! Said Dennis.Soon Dennis and Gnasher were running down the street.
If you were a giant mutant sprout, where is the best place to start ruining Christmas? Dennis asked Gnasher.
Santa's Grotto. Thought Gnasher.Soon they were at Santa's grotto at the Mall.
Santa! We've got a problem! Said Dennis. He then noticed that the Santa sitting in the chair didn't look like the normal Santa mainly because this one had blue hair and his beard had a bit of dribble on it. Hey wait! You're not Santa!
Yes I am! *Burp* Retorted Santa, in a voice that sounded slightly drunk. No your not! Said Dennis. You're Rick from Rick and Morty!
Urrgh! Said Rick taking off his hat and beard. Fine you got me! What do you want, a cookie!?
Why are you here? Asked Dennis. Aren't you normally off in another dimension or something?
Beth said I need to start helping people during Christmas. Said Rick. And apparently Santa needs me to stand in for him because every time he comes to this town, a little red-headed girl tries to kidnap him!
Minnie and Santa have their issues, but... Said Dennis. ...giant mutant sprouts are going to ruin Christmas!
Ha! Said Rick. I'll believe that when I....
Christmas is cancelled! Yelled one of the Sprouts as they rushed into the room and started smashing everything Christmas related they could see.
...see it. Finished Rick.
Follow me. said Rick to Dennis. Rick took his portal gun out from under his Santa costume and created a portal. Rick then ran through it with Dennis and Gnasher following close behind. Once they were all through the portal it then closed behind them.
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Beano/Rick and Morty Christmas crossover
Short StoryA crossover I decided to do. Based on The Beano issue 3914 'The Sprout Invasion?' I don't own Rick and Morty or any Characters in The Beano Warning, won't be as funny as the original story