Your face kills faster than any gun or bomb
Your so fat that when you went on a lift it said "no more than 32 people"
You should eat some makeup so you are pretty on the inside too
I heard you were the ladykiller...
They take one look at you and die of shock
I told your boyfriend he was gay.
Then he hit me with his handbag
Your so good looking in a way,away off
Stop calling yourself hot.
The only thing you can turn on is the microwave
I was giving you a nasty look...
But i already noticed you already have one
Shouldn't you have a license for looking that ugly?
Its so obvious when you lie.
Your lips are moving
I hope one day.
You choke on the shit your mouth talks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got 5 fingers.
This middle one is for you.
Shut up,you'll never be the man your mum is
How long did it take you to think of that one?
Oh i get it.
It was a joke,except not funny.
Calling you an idiot would be cool to all the stupid people.
I would make fun of you but i dont think you'll understand it.
Keep talking...
Maybe one day you might say something clever.
He's such a loser that he's not even worth dissing.
Having a tan is attractive.
Getting sponsered by doritos isn't
