Jennifer, the little rock that could. <3 R.I.P. Jennifer!

On December 1st, our beloved rock, Jennifer was taken from us. All of Jennifer's friends were telling Jennifer about a very talented rock plastic surgeon named Mr. Extreme. He focused on heat and pressure. All of her rock friends had gone to him, and in the end they all came out beautiful, sparkling metamorphic rocks. Well Jennifer's metamorphic rock friends would make fun of Jennifer because she was still a plain old Sedimentary Rock, who was a member of the limestone clan. It really was a tragic accident. Jennifer had been pressured to go see Mr. Extreme, so one day she finally did. Jennifer had told Mr. Extreme about her situation, and he said not a problem. There were two procedures  and the first consisted of heat. Extreme heat. The first process went fine, but in the second, the procedure went along to quickly for Mr. Extreme to keep up with. The extreme pressure part went along and it quickly turned into melting, and then came the transformation into magma. Mr. Extreme tried to stop the last step, but it was already to late. The cooling and crystallization stage had already been in effect for too long. All there was left to do was wait, and see the outcome. So when it came time to remove the surgery bandages, Mr. Extreme didn't know what to tell her. So he had told Jennifer the truth. Jennifer was highly upset, so she demanded to see herself in the mirror. Mr. Extreme was hesitant, but he gave her the mirror anyway. Once Jennifer had saw her face, she had died. Mr. Extreme had known what happened, and there was really no use in saving her. Jennifer had died from ugliness. Jennifer had become the most hideous rock on the planet. An Igneous rock. Of course this had all happened in Mr. Extreme's office. It was December 1st, a day before her birthday. Poor Jennifer...

Jennifer was born on December 2nd, 2005, to Mrs. Cementation Sediment and Mr. Compaction Sediment. Jennifer had been deposited from the two and thus, Jennifer the sedimentary rock was born. Jennifer's birth had taken place in the grass on a cold and rainy night. The doctor who had delivered Jennifer was named Dr. Erosion. Jennifer had a short life until it came to Mr. Extreme, -who is believed to not even be a real plastic surgeon- when she was turned into a igneous rock. The only changes Jennifer had ever really gone though were when she had gotten the plastic surgery. The changes of course were instant. The extreme heat, pressure, then the melting, then turning into magma, and lastly the cooling and crystallization. Even though Jennifer's changes were so sudden, her accomplishments were even quicker. Jennifer was practically famous for her construction work. Jennifer was apart of the team that built the Great Pyramid of Giza. She had traveled a lot, which is why she was in Kingston Canada for a short time when she helped build most and many of the parts of the city of Kingston. The people were so grateful for her help, that they had nicknamed the city, "Limestone City" after her. Also many buildings in London are built from Jennifer. Jennifer had such a big heart, she left pieces of herself behind everywhere she went. She had always liked building like her father. So that's what she had decided to do with her life, to travel and build. Jennifer was a very important piece in all of our lives.

Jennifer was a sedimentary rock, and even though she transformed into a igneous rock towards the end, her parents would prefer if she was identified as her original type. Jennifer's most dominate culture would be of calcite.  She was a non-clastic biochemical rock, and she had gotten this from her mother. Jennifer had been fine-grained, and that of course she had gotten from her father. Jennifer had a few birthmarks that she thought were disgusting because he friends would tease her about them. They would call them "fossils" because they looked like leaves. Jennifer was very embarrassed about them, but her mother would always tell her that she was the prettiest, most beautiful piece of rubble she had ever seen. Jennifer had most likely came to be when her mother and father were traveling along supersaturated meteoric waters, and then somehow wound up onto grass. And then Jennifer was formed. This is the most common idea that has been thought of, because as silly as it sounds, Jennifer's parents don't remember how they had gotten to the place where Jennifer was born.- Although it is thought, and believed, that Jennifer was born on the grass of Forks Washington, 775 K Street.- Jennifer didn't really have a super extended family like other rocks. Most of her other relatives didn't come to around much. Most times her family would travel down stream on rivers to see her, only on special occasions though. Her family wasn't that large.

Jennifer's memorial service will be held on December 13th, 2012, on the grass that she was born on -which is in Forks Washington on 775 K Street.- Jennifer will not technically be buried, she will be weathered and then her sediments will be scattered along one of the gravel roads that she had been down many time in her life. Any memorial donation should be pit to the "Stop Plastic Rock Surgery" Foundation. Jennifer will be sadly missed. Rest in 'piece' little stone.