*camera turns on*
Me: Sup everybody? Today we have a lot of random dares so i wonder how ill order them. First off is a long and collaborated dare created by Crysidian and Pixelcube. It states the following: On Mt. Phosphorus we will have a pineapple food fight hunger games style, one catch though. Each CP cannot use their greatest strength ex. Jeff can't use his knife.
Jeff: NOOO!
Ben: What's wrong with this guy and Pineapples?
Slendy: I don't know.
Me: I wasn't finished! Anyway as i was saying Toby has to wear a diving suit and Ben no cheating with your hat.
Ben: Aw pweez. /(-3-)\
Me: *slaps Ben* No. Continuing... L.P can join this battle but he can only kill 3 times also you guys cant kill him. Not that you could touch him in the first place.
*random dun Dun DUN!*
All C.P: *gasp*
*lighting strikes and it starts raining*
L.P: Did somebody say kill?
All C.P: *gasp again*
Me: Well then let's get this party started! *snaps fingers and we are now on top of Mt. Phosphorus.* *I'm in a watchtower overlooking the area* Everyone to their stations! *I shout into a com.*
*Mr.Popo appears beside and says something to everyone*(He will only appear for this reference to DBZ abridged.)
Mr. Popo: Your all going to die.
Krillen: But...
Mr. Popo: Pecking order! *b*tch slaps the sh*t out of Krillen*
Krillen: Ahahahowww!
Me: OK ignoring that contestants. BEGIN!
*Everyone runs to the center where there are pineapples waiting*
Jeff: *picks up a pineapple* Hey Ben, catch!
Ben:*turns around too slowly and it goes smack right across his face and explodes on him* X_X
Me: Jeff got the first kill and now Ben is out of the game.
Jeff: Woo-* pineapple arrow gets shot through his heart* uhgg no... fair....*falls* X~X
Me: Jeff is down killed by L.P.
Jane: *tries stabbing Slendy with her real knife*
Me: *pushes 2 buttons*
Jane: *gets zapped by lighting* X_X
Me: Jane was disqualifried by yours truly.
Everyone:*cringes at the sight of Jane's burnt body*
Toby: * trips over himself and falls into a pineapple spike trap* X_X
Me: Wow....just wow.... Well Toby killed Toby......*awkward*
Hoodie:*attacks Masky*
Masks: I thought we were friends?!
Hoodie: Sorry, here, its every man for himself. *gets stabbed by E.J* X_X *slumps down*
E.J: Dont worry Masky I got your back.*picks him up and hugs him*
Masky: I got yours too. *stabs E.J*
E.J: Why?.....X_X
Masky: Its a dog eat dog world man.
Slendy: *teleports in front of Masky and kills him*
Masky: Im...honoured to be.....*spits out blood* killed by you...... master..... blegh X_X
L.P: Its just you and me you old tentacle fart.
Slendy: Oh im going to love squeezing your tiny throat until it breaks.
Me: *Jumps down* Cut cut cut.
Slendy: What did I say something wrong.
Me: Yes you did. You were supposed to say tiny windpipe.
Slendy: I thought throat would be better.
Me: Well you thought wrong and now the whole thing is ruined.
L.P: Hey Sabrina our viewers are a bit cunfused.
Me: Right sorry. Guys no one wanted to kill anyone so we set up this play for all of you to enjoy. Look everyone is ok.
Everyone: Yeah we didnt really die.
Jane: X___X
Ben: Except Jane.
Me: Even this Mt. Isn't really made of phosphorus. *lights a match and lights the Mt.
Ben: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: It was too late i had already lit the place and it exploded into flames and everyone burned except for me who hadn't been fighting all over the phosphorus. I watched them all burn before my eyes. Even L.P.
L.P: Now just hold on a second!
Me: *pauses the video* What now?
L.P : I shouldn't die in this movie.
Jeff: And what the f*ck not? Im getting tired of him interrupting.
L.P: Because im cant thats why.
Everyone: Ughh!
Me: This will take all night! Lets just tell the viewers to go home for tonight.
Everyone: Alright...
Me: If you liked the video please vote and comment suggesting what I should write next. Goodbye.
Everyone: Goodbye.
*Camera turns off*
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