Wakatoshi was not at all pleased to find his boyfriend in a sweatshirt of his, curled on his bed in the far corner.
"Satori."
Satori huffed and curled farther away. "Go away."
Wakatoshi took absolutely no advice from the words and rather moved closer, slipping onto the bed with his boyfriend.
"Satori. Come here."
"No. I said go away."
Wakatoshi sighed again, scooting closer to Satori and hugging him.
"I know you don't want me to go away. Can you tell me what's wrong?"
"I hate you." Satori said as he wrapped his arms around Wakashti, who gently laughed.
"Okay. What happened."
Satori sniffed and pointed to his phone, which was on the far end of the bed. Silently, Wakatoshi let go and picked up the device, typing in their anniversary date as the password to be met with a twitter conversation.
"Satori. What is this?" He asked, his grip on the phone growing ever tighter as he continued to read the conversation. Silently he pulled out his own phone.
"Satori, help me make a twitter account."
Satori laughed a little through his tears but nonetheless moved closer and instructed him, despite his voice being shaky.
"You have to download the app first. Here."
Satori set up an account for him, and handed back his phone.
"Thank you, Satori. What was the username from the previous conversation?"
Satori pouted. "Why do you need to know?"
"I would like to have a friendly conversation."
And without asking, he grabbed his boyfriend's phone, sending the twitter account to his own profile.
satoris.wakatoshi: hello.
urmomkindagae: lmao hi
satoris.wakatoshi: i would like to have a conversation with you about an individual named tendou satori.
urmomkindagae: lol k
urmomkindagae: kinda weird ig
satoris.wakatoshi: he's my boyfriend.
satoris.wakatoshi: i would like to kindly ask you to not.
urmomkindagae: lol he's gay
satoris.wakatoshi: is there a problem with that?
urmomkindagae: kinda weird idk man
urmomkindagae: y'all really out here like dang that ain't natural.
urmomkindagae: like dang
urmomkindagae: if i saw y'all in public i would destroy y'all
satoris.wakatoshi: my name is ushijima wakatoshi, look me up.
satori.wakatoshi: i am 6'2" and 187 lbs.
urmomkindagae: lmao ok maybe i won't
urmomkindagae: y'know you could find a really nice lady looking like that?
satoris.wakatoshi: i have a nice enough boyfriend already, thank you very much.
urmomkindagae: lmao he also kinda ugly tho
urmomkindagae: like no cap
satoris.wakatoshi: here.
satoris.wakatoshi: 👓
satoris.wakatoshi: i think perhaps you need these.
urmomkindagae: lol wut is that
urmomkindagae: dude chill
satoris.wakatoshi: perhaps you should be the one to 'chill'
satoris.wakatoshi: move to antarctica.
urmomkindagae: k
urmomkindagae: there is no gay people there
satoris.wakatoshi: goodbye.
satoris.wakatoshi: and if you ever message my boyfriend again, i will find you and spike a volleyball into your face.
urmomkindagae: k bye
"Satori. I fixed the problem."
Satori melted into a hug, messing with Wakatoshi's hair. "Thank you, 'Toshi."
"Of course. Let me know if they talk to you again."
"Sure."
x fin
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Fanfictionas the title says, haikyuu ship oneshots!! see tags for ships! each part is a story :D please keep in mind this has been a big writing journey for me!! they get better later i promise haha :)
