Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales

Texas chainsaw massacre

"You've gotta admit these assless chaps look Good on me"

"I dunno Luci you kinda look like you've been workin at that whore house too long"

"Oh come on, you just have to look at things with fresh eyes y/n"

"It's a bit hard when-"

"Hmm no not yet Baby but we're getting there"

"Luci would you take those off please"

"Mmhmm it would be my pleasure babeh"

"It's a shame about what that whore house has done to you Luci, I liked you before"

"Oh y/n you know ever since that day"

"Nuh uh uh don't start talkin bout that now"

"Y/n ever since my momma...well I don't have to tell yer"

"I know Luci I know but you can't keep holding this over my head, it's not fair baby"

"Darlin I can't look at another woman with respect...not since she hurt me like that"

"I...I know babe but you were a man of your word and last night you told me you were gonna burn those assless chaps and quit workin at the whore house and here you are doin the same god damn thing"

"You know it's hard for me y/n"

"I know baby but we are strong here in Texas, we love hard, play hard and fuck harder and I tell you what we ain't doing none of those things until you quit your job"

"Baby please-"

"No no Luci...you don't want me doing somethin drastic now do ya, like bringing in a third party or sum. You know damn well as soon as I bring another man into this bed it's over for you"

"Baby will you just listen to me. I am a man of my word I just wanted one last cowboy hurrah before I burnt these shinny black chaps now you understand that don't you"

"Honey I know it's gon be difficult but I burnt my sins a long time go and it's time for you to burn yours"

"Alright now but you gotta promise to let me play that shrek DVD tonight for a reward once these bad bois go up in flames"

"Yeah yeah now get on going now and burn those suckers uuuup"

"On it now darlin"

Luci burnt the assless chaps that night and upon returning to the peaceful little cabin up on the hill he noticed a rather strange figure in the distance.

"Who in the ripe old hell is that" he said through squinted eyes

After shrugging it off and continuing up the hill without any pants on Luci noticed that the figure was a large stocky man and was holding a chainsaw in one hand. It swung loosely at his side.

"Hmm...didn't know dem weedhackers were out tonight"

"Better get back to y/n"

Lucifer trudged up the muddy bank planning his steps carefully so as to avoid a fall...but something seemed off as when he glanced upon the hilltop once more he noticed the figure had gotten closer...much closer.

A cold breeze had picked up and Luci felt a chill run down his spine.

"God damn it mah balls are freezin"

Luci trudged further up the hill, balls in hand and when he finally reached the top, assless chaps behind him...the figure was standing right at the doorway to the cozy cabin.