Shreks Pov
I woke up in my uncomfortable bed and placed my big green feet onto the rough hard wood floor. Though it didn't sound all that great, in my eyes it was luxury. I took a bath in my green swamp causing it to turn brown. After that I went back inside to see my green wife Fiona.
"Good Morning Shrek." I heard my beautiful wife Fiona say.
"Morning." I said happily
"Sh-Shrek Uhh I have to t-tell you something..."Fiona said looking down to the floor
"What is it?" I said concerned.
"Well you see...I-I'm pregnant." Fiona said looking back up at me
"WHAT? OH MY OGRE I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!" I said excitingly
"Well....S-Shrek...Uhh..."
"What's wrong?" I asked
"Shrek your not the father...I cheated on you with....with donkey" Fiona said face red
I sat down on our brown couch made of sticks processing what Fiona said
DONKEY? MY BEST FRIEND AND-AND....MY WIFE?!? SHE WOULD RATHER BANG A DONKEY THAN ME?!?
"Shrek? A-are you okay?" Fiona asked putting a hand on my shoulder.
"GET OUT MY SWAMP!!" I yelled aggressively
"B-But....IM PREGO!"
Fiona started to break down in tears.
"FINE IM LEAVING MY SWAMP!"
"wait Shrek-"
I cut Fiona off by the slam of the door.
"DONKEEYYYYYy!!!!"
"Ay Shrek long time no see-"
"DONKEY DID YOU FUCK MY WIFE!?!"
"I-I DuN KnOw WhaT YoU'rE TalkinG aBout ShR-"
"Donkey I'm going to give you 5 seconds to run..."
"But-"
"Five"
"Shrek surely we can talk this ou-"
"Four"
Donkey ran as fast as he could out of the swamp
Welp...looks like it's no longer my swamp...Were gonna have to move...
