Luffy and Weapons Don't Go Together (Unless you have Sabo)

Chapter 1

The Thousand Sunny was peaceful.

It isn't always peaceful, but Trafalgar Water D. Law was grateful for the silence.

He wasn't even supposed to be here, the idiot had rocketed him onto the ship and now he was stuck.

Law could only hope that the peacefulness would last just a bit longer.

Not that it would considering a certain rubber-brained idiot was on the ship.

He wasn't the only visitor either.

Nobody was questioning the smirking blonde dressed fully clothed it in noble clothes with a pipe strapped to his back. Especially in burning hot temperatures. (Law was surprised the blonde wasn't getting a heatstroke from the heat and all the clothes combined.)

"I'm on Mugiwara-ya's ship." Law reminded himself. "Nothing's ever normal."

"IM HUNGRY! SANJI FOOD!" A voice rang from under.

Law facepalmed.

--

"Luffy, you have to come up with ways to fight without using your fists." Nami rubbed her forehead. They were sitting around the dining table, Sanji off the side tossing some onions onto a pan.

"Ehhhhhhhhh? I could just punch them." Luffy said, eating with one hand.

"It's not that. Look, your hands are all bloody and you are in no condition to fight right now. What would you do if we had to fight someone who uses more seastone spikes?" Nami asked. Chopper nodded beside her, still wrapping more bandages around Luffy's hand.

"Punch them?"

"NO!" Nami punched him upside the head.

"Wah! Nami I just finished treating him!" Chopper cried out.

"Ouch!" Luffy cried out.

--

"Luffy you have to actually use the sword." Zoro instructed. He had given Luffy a wooden practice sword to try with, not that the practice was going well of course.

"Like this?" Luffy called, throwing his arm to the side.

CRASH

"No that's not how you do it!" Zoro shouted.

"Luffy I just bandaged you again stop punching things!" Chopper yelled, running over with bandages and scissors.

Luffy laughed.

--

"Captain-san seems to be having fun." Robin remarked.

"Well we're not." Nami sighed. "He just can't pick up other skills."

"Ah. Well something tells me Captain-san knows something." Robin smiled.

Nami pouted, thinking about all her, sorry, their money going to fixing the ship parts.

"Robin-san is so smart all the time!" Brook added. "Ah, Robin-san, may I see your p-"

"SHUT UP!" Nami snapped, kicking Brook in the face.

--

"Like this?" Luffy said, drawing the slingshot band taunt.

"Yeah and you put your ammo there and-." Ussop was interupted by a loud-

BOOM

"AHHHHH THE RAILING!" Ussop and Chopper screamed.

A piece of led was now embedded deep into the Adams Wood railing.