Presidential Lovers

Presidential Lovers: A Short Story

The air outside was thick, tensions were rising in everything American family home. Eyes were glued to the TV.

It was November 3rd, 2020. Election Night.

Donald Trump was in his office, tweeting aggressively while watching Fox News.
Meanwhile, Joseph Biden was sleeping on the couch, holding a picture of his opponent, Trump, drooling all over it. Jill passes by and notices the picture.
"JOSEPH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?" Jill screeched, waking Joe up.
"I- what am I doing with what?" Joe, still half asleep said groggily. He looked down and immediately recognized why his wife was so upset.
"I'm sorry, it's just..." Joe tried to find the words but nothing he could've said would have been right.
Jill grabbed the picture and began stomping on it and then threw it out the window.
"GET OUT!" she cried. Joe silently got up and walked out the front door.
At this moment, Donald was scrolling through twitter, when he saw a picture of Joe. He stared at it for a while. The photo emphasized his slim figure, and gorgeous smile. Donald decided that he needed this picture and went to go print it. As he was about to press print, Micheal Pence stormed into his office.
"I need help with something." He told Donald with no emotion.
Donald let out a deep sigh, "You can figure it yourself."
Micheal shook his head, "No I don't think-"
"WE'RE OVER MIKE, I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR!" Donald cried cutting him off.
Micheal looked down at his shoes, "What happened to us, you used to be the Donald to my Mickey. All of a sudden you just ended it. Why?"
Donald rolled his eyes, "I told you, Barron was about to figure it out. If we went on any longer he would've known and told someone."
Micheal looked at him, hurt. He was about to cry, but was interrupted by Melania storming into Donald's office.
"WHAT IS THIS?" Melania screamed. She held up a picture, the same picture Donald had found on twitter. Donald looked down and realized he had accidentally printed the photo to Melania's printer. Donald realized he had to come up with an excuse fast.
"That is..um very strange...very strange indeed..but I think-"
"I know you printed it Donald. I'm asking you why." Melania questioned him.
Donald was at a loss for words. He looked over at Mike. He was able to see the hurt in his eyes. Even though he had lost feelings, he still cared for him.
"All this time, I should've known." Micheal said choking on his words. "Of course it was Biden. You lost interest in me, but you should've just told me the truth instead of making up some lie!"
Melanie just looked at them. She didn't say a word. Barron walked in, confused on why Micheal was sobbing on the floor of the Oval Office.
Melania just look at Donald and said "Let me know when you guys are done." She led herself and Barron out. Barron whispered to his mother, "You owe me five bucks, Jiden is endgame."
Back in the Oval Office, the silence was thicker than Donald's ass. Donald took a deep sigh and said, "I'm going to take a walk." Micheal nodded, and Donald up to him. Donald held out his hand, Micheal went to go hold it, slowly interlocking their fingers.
"I'm sorry Mike, I don't know why...it just happened. But I will care about you.." At this point Donald was on the verge of tears, "I'll love you forever. Just, not in that way." He slowly took his hand away.
"I'll be back later once all the polls close Mikey." Micheal smiled. Donald walked out. Micheal only looked at his ass for a few seconds, and then was easily able to look away. He had finally let go.
Joseph had just arrived at Obama's house. Obama greeted him in a big hug, but Joseph pushed him away. Joseph shook his head.
"I don't need you're sympathy, Bammy. I just needed a place to go." Joseph told him strictly. Obama just nodded.
"I'll make you some dinner if you'd like." Obama offered.
"I'm not hungry." Obama nodded and went into his room.
Joseph sat by the window and watched the American flag wave. After a while, his eyes slowly shifted to the pole. His mind flashed back to him and Donald's club night. He pictured Donald's juicy ass cheeks going around the pole.
He saw someone walking down the street. Joseph rubbed his eyes.
"No...it can't be," Joseph was in disbelief. A man with juicy ass and a red hat, seemed a bit sad as he was walking.
Joseph ran outside and yelled, "Donald?" The man turned to look and said, "Joe?"
They walked towards each other and met halfway.
"What are you doing here?" Joseph asked him.
"Just taking a walk to relieve the stress. You know.." Donald let out a slight chuckle. "Good luck tonight."
Joseph nodded in agreement. "You too."
Obama came out, "You guys friends now?"
Donald looked at Joseph and said, "Yeah...Yeah I guess we are." They both smiled
Obama looked at both of them concerned, and said "But, I have never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of them that's gotta be ugly."
Joseph and Donald both gasped in shocked. Joseph looked and Donald. Donald went to say something, but Joseph silenced him by giving him a wet juicy kiss. Obama nodded as he watched their lips interlock, smacking against each other.
Donald picked up Joseph up and brought him inside. He went to put him into bed, but Michelle was sitting their eating Larry from VeggieTales. Still in Donald's arms, Joseph picked up Michelle and tossed her out the window, just like Jill had done with his picture earlier. Donald dropped him on the bed then climbed on top of him.
Biden began gasping for air. Trump realized this and they switched positions. Joseph took off him belt and used it to tie one of Donald's hands to the bed frame. Then he took off Donald's belt for his other hand. Joseph then slowly took of Donald's pants. Joseph stared at Donald's orange popsicle.
As they were about to make love, Donald screamed, "WAIT!" Joseph looked at him, confused. "I have to go, Joe."
Joe looked puzzled, "Why, we are just getting started?"
Donald looked disappointed, "I promised Mike I'd be home for when the polls close. The last one closed 5 minutes ago."
Joseph was hurt. "I see how it is."
Donald immediately knew what he was thinking, "No..no it isn't like that. I just promised him, a very important promise-"
Joseph began to sob. Obama heard this, and rushed in.
"What is the meaning of this." Obama questioned Donald, and comforted Joseph.
Joseph got up and grabbed a mini American flagpole. He stood over Donald's body. Anger in his eyes.
Joseph quoted some Hamilton, then stabbed Donald in the heart.
Obama was in disbelief. "What did you do?" Joseph immediately realized he made a mistake.
"We have to hide the body." Joseph cried, his anger had turned to fear. "Mike will be looking for him, he was supposed to be home by now."
Obama nodded. Obama took the body and went to go hide it. To this day, nobody knows where he hid it.
Joseph cried, knowing he had just killed the love of his life.
Micheal went into panic knowing that Donald had disappeared. They couldn't released this news because this would result in an automatic loss for them. Micheal tweeted for him so nobody would be suspicious. Melania was over it, and now no longer being held back by her husband, stole multiple ballots preventing him from winning.
Joseph was later elected, Micheal was extremely disappointed and decided to release the news. The world was in shock, Joseph was allowed to start the job immediately.
Micheal and Barron began to catch feelings for each other and were able to fill the void left by Donald.
When Joseph stepped into the Oval Office for the first time, he smelt oranges. He broke down crying, realizing that he was alone.
His soulmate was gone.