I think I love you

Dear Diary.......

Dear Diary,

Today Donald made another false statement. I know, I know, he makes about a hundred false statements a day, but this one was different. Today he said that he is happily married. Did he not mean it when he kissed me that night in the secret compartment of his bunker? Why would he do that if it meant nothing? Is he just trying to hurt me for the upcoming election? I hate the things he does to me. I hate that he makes fun of my stutter. I hate that he made fun of my kid's addiction. I hate the way he made me feel that night. I saw wind stirred waves in his blue eyes. If one were brave enough to enter their depths, all else would blur and you'd fall so deep in love that you'd choose to stay there, no matter what. It felt we were the only two people on Earth and my heart might've exploded with excitement and happiness. I hate the way he had to hide me from the press that found us. I hate the way I kind of like his stupid face. I don't know maybe he was drunk that night or maybe I was drunk. Maybe we were both drunk. I don't know. But what I do know is that no women ever made me feel like that.

More updates tomorrow xoxo - Joseph