Ok! Sheesh! I get it Carl!

If you were a geek...

        Hey there everybody! This is my second book.  Why it's called I get it Carl...I'll save that for the end. (I got this title from foxylover886's previous title of the Crystal Eye or whatever his book his called. He's a very good friend of mine, in fact my best friend and he is also known as Christian Anggala, I won't tell you his full name, and if you don't know me I'm Ravi.)  THx 4 readin my books!

        Hey there everybody! My name's Darwin Thomas Harry Bernard Heny John Gunther Smith but you can just call me Bernard!  And even though the author said that the category of this book is Teen FIction, he's wrong! It's preteen fiction! But he only put that because there is no preteen fiction!  In fact, it could also be random or comedy but that depends on your positive, direct thought that comes to you once you consume the knowledge from this story, the condition of your nerouns, and importantly your dendrites, to judge your the grade of your memory and finally the kind of exposure you are given as a unisexual/homosexual human being to determine the exact amount of your sixth sense (the sense of humor)!  And if you are smart enough, you would realize that I, Bernard am a geek!  You could have done that by viewing the description section of the story Ok! Seesh! I get it Carl! or by realizing that the depth of knowledge used to consume the definition of these extended and obviously unecessary adjectives/adverbs/nouns!  If you probably think that those words aren't too long, then you might be a geek yourself!  And if you were a geek, you would've realized that I haven't used a period through the whole story so far, giving exceptions to the lines 1-4!  And if you weren't a geek, you'd be checking by now!  And if you just read that line, you'd be mad at me!  Again, if you were a geek, you'd be questioning why I used so much exclamation marks! And regardless if you were or not, I'll tell you! It's because I'm obviously happy!  And now if you didn't realize that, you'd be cursing yourself wondering how could you not know such a thing! And now, you really hate me! See what mess can be made out of a stupid exclamation mark!  But if you exterminate it, you won't be able to express your happines excluding the fact that you can use an adverb or an adjective!  And again if you were a geek, you would've realized that I put way too much lines in this paragraph!  And if you are wondering why I am so good at being a geek, it's because the guy who made me is a geek! Anyways, lets start a new paragraph!

Ahh! Thats so much better! Wait a minute! Oh no! I forgot to indent this new paragraph! The Feng Shui is gone!  Lets try again!

        Ahh! Thats so much better! Wait a minute! Oh no! I forgot to put an apostrephe on the Thats! Never give up!

        Ahh! That's so much better! Wait a minute! Oh no! I kept on putting too much unessecary good comments!

        Now if you were a geek, you would've realized that I would've repeated that chapter!  And you also would've realized that you are very lucky for me not to say Oh no! I am wasting time and lines! So anyways, I'm Bernard Smith, former geek, and Grade 6 student at the Learning Institute For Enriched Geek's Intelligence Vanisihng so Everyone can Roar (LIFEGIVER)!  And when we say roar, we mean meow! Because any geek would know that if a lion is like a cat, a cat can meow and a lion can roar, a lion can meow and a cat can roar!

Stay Tuned 4 Moar!