Chapter 1:
Biram... To the Poconos!
In NYC, we saw a minute-flavored 10 year old man who became a YouTube star, Me, Biram "B213" Dukuray. I'm the best youtuber (Well not actually) and today... I'm gonna be at the Pocono mountains in NY... I mean Pennsylvania. Mom said "You sure you're gonna go all the way to pocono?" "want to make me join?" "Sure! Why not?" I said. I showed the map to mom for sure. Well, i took the cab to the airport... go to an airplane... take a walk... and we're here! Woo hoo! I hope there are no shenanigans here. If there is... then I'm out of here!
After all, this vacation is gonna be so stupid with shenanigans, like, not going to restaurants, going to school, my sisters going to vacation with us, having online school, not having fun... not to mention this chapter getting ended on page 3! But trust me, it's gonna be so funny without shenanigans! I'm so smart, but i know almost everything! It's not my fault that i became so smart when i got smart, nor awesome when i was a baby! "Biram," Asked my mom. "Do you like the mountains?" I said yes. One hour and a half hours later... We went to a restaurant that was KFC. It's awesome! Or as we call it in the U.S.A and other counties, "It's finger lickin' good!" I ordered a chicken sandwich and popcorn chicken, and a large soda. Let's eat! While we're eating, we just saw a letter that said
"Dear Biram,
I miss you so much. I hope i will see you next friday. And also one more thing... WILL YOU COME HOME PLEASE?! I MISS YOU 100% THAT MUCH!
From Kendaka: The Kenster."
This letter is actually thoughtful! I should look at how good this is to mommy. Now, we will look for a home with wifi. Nice! It has xfinity on the home we asked instead of roku!
If you want to see chapter 1 "En Espanol," go to the last page
Chapter 2:
Good Grief.
Well, i could wish to call them, using my "goPhone Note MX" but the wifi is WEAK. Do not blame the restaurant for the Wifi being weak! That's not a shenanigan, I swear! After we ate at KFC, we looked for a home with wifi, again. And then mommy said "Biram, 7 days on the vacation home." "Make that 5," I said. For the second, at 5:00pm, we watch some tv. XFINITY tv! Now we went to the supermarket so that WE COULD NOT STARVE ON THE POCONOS! We saw a supermarket in the middle of the mountains. We buyed juice, got frosted flakes and milk, farina, Croissants, Macaroni and cheese, and SUGAR. After all that, we got back home. And i'm playing some video games. At 10:00pm, We went to sleep. We both watch the news. "We got some breaking news coming ahead on the Breaking News Channel, Where everything is Breaking News," The reporter said. The reporter said. "We saw a guy having billions of dollars. he's from Indianapolis, indiana! We had a talk with him. So, Mr Luck, how did you ge-" I turned off the tv. For Real. Why? Because I just figured out about something! HOW 2 BE RICH AT GAMES! I readed the manual all out! Step 1: Play games that will give you real money
Step 2: Win the Lottery
Step 3: GO TO A CASINO!
I went to download games which make you win real money!
Chapter 3:
I'm RICH! I'm totally rich!
I just downloaded a app called "Lucky Drop"! It causes you to get real money via paypal! If you think this was hard, you couldn't play this. Well, everyone plays this game. ALMOST everyone. So, I'll give this a shot! There's a lot of balls! All of the balls went to the slot. Do you know what kind of balls are in here? 5. 2 days later, I reached 17 thousand dollars! The whole family will be happy when they see I'm rich! "Hey, Mommy! I had 17 thousand dollars!" I said. "Want some?" "Wow, Biram! How come you won lots of money!?" Mommy asked. "I got into a game that makes you win REAL MONEY!" i said, surprisingly. 27 hours later (That's long!)... We became 100% Rich! All thanks to this here app. Huzzah! Mommy got a little bit of money and buyed a lot of stuff! But... There was only one thing: Too Bad Daddy wasn't here. :( But, he'll come on Chapters 3-6! HaHa! Anyhoo, we were rich after i played the game. You know what they say: PayPal Games = Real Money! Who cares? We don't! Because we did it! Enough of paypal talk! Let's spend it all on rent on our house! Not the house in the poconos! The one that we lived for 5 days! It's the one in ny! Will we became rich again next time we go play games? And will daddy get in?
TO BE CONTINUED...
In the meantime, come and read Chapter 1 in Spanish! (if you speak that language.)
Capítulo 1:
Biram... ¡A los Poconos!
En Nueva York, vimos a un hombre de 10 años con sabor a minuto que se convirtió en una estrella de YouTube, Yo, Biram "B213" Dukuray. Soy el mejor youtuber (Bueno, no en realidad) y hoy... Estaré en las montañas pocono en NY... Me refiero a Pensilvania. Mamá dijo: "¿Seguro que vas a llegar hasta Pocono?" "¿Quieres hacerme unir?" "Claro! ¿Por qué no?" He dicho. Le mostré el mapa a mamá. Bueno, tomé el taxi al aeropuerto... ir a un avión... Dar un paseo... y estamos aquí! Woo hoo! Espero que no haya travesuras aquí. Si hay... ¡entonces me voy de aquí!
Después de todo, estas vacaciones van a ser tan estúpidas con travesuras, como, no ir a restaurantes, ir a la escuela, mis hermanas ir de vacaciones con nosotros, tener escuela en línea, no divertirse... por no mencionar este capítulo terminando en la página 3! ¡Pero créeme, va a ser tan gracioso sin travesuras! ¡Soy tan inteligente, pero lo sé casi todo! No es mi culpa que me volví tan inteligente cuando me puse inteligente, ni impresionante cuando era un bebé! —Biram —preguntó a mi mamá—. "¿Te gustan las montañas?" Dije que sí. Una hora y media más tarde... Fuimos a un restaurante que era KFC. ¡Es increíble! O como lo llamamos en los EE.UU. y otros condados, "¡Está lamiendo bien!" Pedí un sándwich de pollo y pollo con palomitas de maíz, y un refresco grande. ¡Comamos! Mientras comemos, acabamos de ver una carta que decía
"Querido Biram,
Te extraño muchísimo. Espero verte el próximo viernes. Y también una cosa más... ¡¿Vendrás a casa, por favor?! ¡TE EXTRAÑO 100% TANTO!
De Kendaka: El Kenster."
¡Esta carta es realmente pensativa! Debería ver lo bueno que es esto para mamá. Ahora, vamos a buscar un hogar con wifi. ¡Muy bien! Tiene xfinity en la casa que pedimos en lugar de roku!
Hope you like this! Chapter 3-6 is on January 1st, 2021.
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