Whilst Jade was playing with her X-men figurines screaming "Die Sabertooth die!!!" - that crazy bitch - she heard her laptop beep. "Yes" she said, "a reply!".
Well no you dumb shit your laptop is just beeping for the freaking sake of it.
When she logged on to her laptop, she noticed 102 unread messages, "looks like Emily decided to return the favour of sending messages by sending me the same amount:)".
But when she read the messages, she discovered this was not the case.
The messages went as such:
"Yay I'm finally popular"
"So who is coming to the dance with me??"
"When are you girls taking me and my laptop shopping?"
"So which guy are u hooking me up with because I can't be bothered to do it myself?"
"Hello? Anyone going to answer? I've given you like 5mins & it's only 1:30am???"
After a few more messages....
"WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME???!!!"
"IT'S BEEN LIKE 10mins I FEEL SO ALONE!........wait, I always feel alone.....never mind"
Oh that lonely crazyass bitch! Why is she so stupid?!
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Jade & Emily
FanfictionThis non-fiction narrative details the lives of two lazy motherfu*****s who need to et a life & get off the Internet & find a man other than Wolverine. The End.
