That same night that Jade had been online, Emily was on all her social sites (I am not going to repeat them again).
At around 1am whilst Emily was just making her way to Facebook after being on tumblr for the past 7 hours, her laptop suddenly made hundreds of different noises as she received all the messages. "WTF????" Said Emily, "where is all this coming from! Wait, no, LAPPY DON'T DIE!!!!!!"
But fortunately for Emily, her laptop was not dying, as she didn't quite realise. "Remember all the times we sat on my bed all night & when we went to the park....wait, we never went outdoors. Oh PLEASE Lappy don't die!!" She cried & cried, too be busy crying to notice the 102 unread notifications from all the sites.
I mean, who would be stupid enough to think their laptop was dying!!! This bitch is crazy as shit! Notifications don't spell out death
for your laptop you dumb shit!
Anyway, as Emily was close to finishing her third box of tissues, she had a sudden realisation. "Why Lappy, you're not dying! I just got messages! Wait, I got messages...I'M FINALLY POPULAR!!!!" She exclaimed loudly.
Well finally you dumb shit I mean come on how long does it take!
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Jade & Emily
FanfictionThis non-fiction narrative details the lives of two lazy motherfu*****s who need to et a life & get off the Internet & find a man other than Wolverine. The End.
