(This will be in a chatfic form so peoples chat names will be showing. I'll try to make them as easy as possible to know who's who.)
Redweasle: Hermione why are Malfoy and Harry snogging? I thought they hated each other?
Herhinny: no that's just how their love works. One second they are arguing about something not even relevant and the next they are in a closet doing dumbledore only knows what.
Redweasle: I'm confused.
Hairypawter: Don't worry it's just our relationship.
Dracomanboi: It's normal amongst married couples to argue.
Herhinny: I suppose that's true. Are you both to be wed then because if so I request Ron goes as my date.
Hairypawter: No! We aren't getting married.
Dracomanboi: Unless
Hairypawter: No.
Herhinny: Honestly you two are confusing the poor child.
Dracomanboi: Just wait till we start talking about doing things doggy style.
Hairypawter: Draco!
Redweasle: Hermione tell me what that means.
Herhinny: no absolutely not.
Redweasle: what why?!?!
Dracomanboi: don't worry I'll tell you what it is you filthy weasle.
Hairypawter: Draco Malfoy do it and I swear on snape that I will never let doggy style again.
Herhinny: ooooooo
Dracomanboi: Damn it fine.
Redweasle: someone tell me!
Hairypawter: Why do you want to know?
Redweasle: I'd like to know something for once!
Hairypawter: it's a sex position...
Redweasle: ..ewwwwwww
Herhinny: love chats like these.
Redweasle: my dog is ruined.
Dracomanboi: pfft just like Harrys chance of being able to walk in the morning.
Hairypawter: Draco!
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