"Oh Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold~" Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold heard from behind. His spine shivered as he turned around, staring at none other then Mr. Basic Blonde Bish.
"What do you want, man?" Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold said, immediately feeling his toes freeze up.
Mr. Basic Blonde Bish flicked his long, spiky hair. "I wanna take a trip to Disneyland."
Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold litterly fell to his knees, unable to keep his composer any longer.
"HOLAY FRICK, YAS BASIC BLONDE BISH!! LET'S GO NOW!!" Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold said, grabbing Mr. Basic Blonde Bish and running out into the car.
There, they flew up into the sky, saying hi to a high fly, and getting hugged by a nice bi guy.
Eventually, they made it.
"Oh yes, Mickey Mouse here we come!" Me. Basic Blonde bish cheered, attempting to hop out of the car...
But was ultimately stopped.
Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold had grabbed onto his wrist.
"M-Mr. Basic Blonde Bish... I-Im nervous."
Mr. Basic blonde bish looked at him, shock and regret in his burnt eyes... 'What.,. What have I been thinking..?'
"I- I'm so sorry Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold... I didn't realize how far I took us until we actually got here... I will make sure nothing happens to you."
Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold shook in happiness... He took Mr. Basic Blonde Bish's hand and drove right through the gates. "IVe never been so happy, Basic Blonde Bish!!" He said with melancholy in his voice.
Eventually, they crash.
"OOF!" Three people say.
Wait... Three?
Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold and Mr. Basic blonde bish step out of the car, only to find they knocked over one of Disney lands most buff, and hottest stroppers....
Mr. Broccoli.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!" Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold screamed, getting on his knees and praying for safety. Mr. Basic blonde bish stood in fear, unable to get down and pray with Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold. This angered Mr. Broccoli.
"Get down, you Basic Blonde Bish."
Hearing someone as great as Mr. Broccoli say his name... And like that!
It sent his knee caps exploding, making him fall next to Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold.
Mr. Broccoli stepped on their backs, heading over to the donut shack.
"It's my break anyway." He said in a deep, manly voice. "Come get donuts with me, bishes."
The two of them followed the absolutely RIPPED guy, Mr. Basic blonde bish using his arms to walk since his knee caps are no more.
Once they all sit there, Mr. Broccoli asks a question.
"So... Why do you still have a Jeep in 2020?"
"Well, massive a buff good sir.." Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold said. "We just happened to buy it at a garage sale a few weeks ago, and figured it could come into use."
"Well, it did. That baby lookin fiiiine." Mr. Broccoli said, his voice so deep it caused the other strippers to fall over.
"I don't think I like hearing you say that about my 2013 jeep." Mr. Basic Blonde Bish said, standing up despite the lack of knee caps. Everyone gasped, making Mr. Broccoli contort his face.
"You d a r e...." He started, standing up. Mr. Broccolis legs began growing by the second. Soon, he was as tall as the clouds.
"Go against M E ? ! " He screeched.
Everyone panicked, running in all different directions like that scene from ratatouille, ((never watched.) Emy come for me)
When, suddenly...
A high, flying bi guy hit into Mr. Broccoli, sending him falling out of Disney Land and into the nearest McDonald's.
Mr. Don't know what temperature he wants to be so he's hot and cold and Mr. Basic Blonde Bish looked to each other, before running into the sunset.
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HorrorI don't know, like, anything about the show, I just made this for a friend back in 2020
