Alex (they/them)

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"Just casually texting all my friends, koala man ;)"

"I may have just given all my friends nightmares but we don't talk about that- 😀✌🏻"

"Dude my eye is sooooo itchy" *then they didn't itch their eye smh*

*AGAIN*
"My eye is really itchy" THEN THEY DIDNT ITCH IT

"WELL I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY PROFILE PICTURE!" *it's a picture of cursed caillou*

"I actually know a lot about the show caillou but I never watched it.. I just didn't get around to it, y'know?"

"Wattpad where stories live!"

"Okay I really gotta throw out that dead rose, it's giving me flies :)"

"Wattpad showed me the last thing i was reading, AND I WANTED TO FORGET THE LAST THING I WAS READING
:("

"Well I gotta add the picture of koala man"

"GOT TWO VIEWS ALREADY!!" *chuckles*

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 09, 2020 ⏰

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