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Request by: me and UltimateHajime aka my bro
Fluff i guess?
Warnings: idk really
Sensitive?- *sighs* idk really
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3rd pov

"Oh no! RED ALARM READ ALARM! Its the rocket in the space its falling apart!! Send-"

*CHOP*

*THUD BODY DROP DEAD*

"Oh no! Squidward! Oh noooooooo oh nooooo!" And spongebob kneeled down sobbing for his now dead friend.

The steam appeared and there stood Patrick star.

Other 3rd pov

Kaito was trapped in a rocket that was falling apart. But he soon escaped and them he was fighting ten alines while falling down on earth. But then aerodynamic jet appeared thats was faster then a speed of lightning, heck even faster than a speed of Flash himself. The jet drove none other than Kokichi fuc*ing Ouma. Near the jet was the cameraman running right beside him filming the whole scene—

"CUUUUUUUUUT"

"Mama Mia! What is this! What is this sh*t!" Mario asked on his chair and a plate of hot spaghetti in his hands "I don't know Mario...what is this?!" Kokichi asked coming out of a plane tied up to the ceiling "It looks like a good movie to me." Kaito said while putting the air-filed alines off himself. "Mama Mia! Its sh*t! Give more spaghetti Toad!!" Mario shouted to toad "yes sir!" Toad said running off to get the oh so holy food for Mario. "Oh mama Mia. Finished for today go home." Mario said waving his hand in the motion of 'shu shu go away'.

Kokichi pov

Me and my boyfriend Kaito were walking home "hey you think that movie will be good?" Kaito asked putting his hand behind his head "Idk but I think you have great role Kaito Nishishi~" I said back to him jumping up to gave him a kiss on the cheek "aww thank you Kokichi" and ruffled my hair up "hey don—"

"GET OUT OFF MY SWAMP!!!!"

We heard yelling when we found out that in fact we were nowhere where we know. We looked behind us and Kaito screamed like a little girl but in fact he is a man "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" 'Aaand here he goes' Momo-chan sprinted down the road.
Anyway behind us-now me stood "Shrek yaay how lovely to meet you. My name-" I was cut off by a big roar and yep behind Shrek was a BIG PINK/RED DRAGON WITH A FUC*ING LIPSTICK!!!
"Momo-chan waaaaaaait!!" I screamed dashing behind my boyfriend who is god knows where. Soon enough behind me was a running dragon with a Shrek in an armor and a sword on his/her? Head "MOMO-CHAAAAAN!!!" I ran faster. The way parted and I took the right the dragon following me-

Tun tun tun change of view:
Kaito pov

I was running for dear life until I came to the split road in two...like the road was split in two you know ah forget it. I took the left side and ran on away from that that thing. I was running on and on until I bumped into a person "Oh my bad sorry." I sad standing up, in front of me on the ground was a lady dressed in pink "oh its okay whats up?" She asked with closed mouth in mans voice

. . .

Closed mouth. Mans voice. Woman. I looked at her but found that in fact in front of me was a bee "Hi I'm Berry B. Benson...you like jazz?" I screamed and fainted right on the spot.

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