(We Americans(:D 🤢🤢🤢🤢✌️🐁🙏👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️🦅🦅
🦅🏈🚨🚨🗽🔫🔫🔫🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮😳😀) so we're gonna fuck up french school grade tings, hate the game not the players 😎😏🤪🤪😝🤩😎😎😎🤢🤗)
I hate children.
"Fuck u marinate I'm an adult this is my house"
Monole cursed like the sailor she dreamed of being
*I should just commit child abuse.
Add to the list with tax fraud.*
Marionette thought to itself
*Shiver me timbers I have to do home work for alyia *
*Ah shucks and make adriens scarf for Coachella *
*Fiddle sticks and I have to not fail school*
*And clean the flour I spilled a dumbass *
Monole:" can I have food"
M/L:"No"
M:"Your gay I'm moving out"
M/L:" your homophobic I'll call the police'
M:" bro acab"
Marionettes phone buzzes with the lates slums report.
"don't be bemused it's just the news! An alumna in the form of a jug with red juice inside it with arms and legs is currently destroying the down town area and yelling what appears to be "oh no!" We will be reporting further on the scene."
M:" is that kool aid man?"
M/L:"No don't be sexist "
*Shit I need to go, but monole ... this is quite the condominium *
Marionette takes her phone and puts it on FaceTime with her yo-yo, propping it up so it sees monole. She can now monitor monoleShe then locks the hatch to the stairs
L/m:"Don't go down stairs or up stairs don't die or do drugs, I'm going to.. uh... do weed in the balcony.. don't come up just sit here."
M: ".... can I have some"
*Shit I've made this 9 yr old have an interest in drugs te he.
I'll deal with it later *
Marionette does he transformer sequence and does in fact take an edible before locking the balcony hatch and yeeting off the roof(stfu I'll talk like a band kid if I want)
On her way to see pussy man she checks on monole through her FaceTime, monole is looking for weed in her room.
L/m: "Te he woopsie"
Ladybug sees the masogonist in the distance he's yelling 'oh no!' So he's not sued.
She looks around for his alums from a near by roof top. Pussy man appears next to her.
C; "You took a while m' lady"
L: "Stfu pussy, don't call me that I'm more of a man than you'll ever be "
C: " sure, do you open jars on your own though?"
L: " it's 2020 pussy man and your still living in the binary? Wow u really get to know someone's true colors when your color blind"
C: " no I'm not I'm nose blind"
L: "COVID 19 who?"
C: " no just snell"
L:"Wtf that's not funny"
C:"Yes it is, it's so funny"
L:"We've been talking for lonk he's killing people now"
C: " oh shit I forgot about him"
L: "We're is his thing "
C: " idk that's your job"
L: " ok we should evacuate some peopl do some charity work u know"
C: " yeah"
Chat noir uses his skillz to beat up kool aid man while ladybug gathers civilians still in the destroyed buildings
Chat bonks kool aid mans head it has little effect
Chat jumps back and slides under jug man tripping him, kool aid man falls it's a critical hit!
(If u don't get that ur not an og, g is for gamer don't do drugs kid only weed)
Ladybug who had cleared out the calateral damage used her poko ball to grab a sheet of script from kool aid mans hand, it was a commercial script reading "oh yeah!" She ripped it and then used her poko ball to capture the pikachu yelling
L/m: ' time to de-evilize'
The pikachu flew away
L/m: 'Bye bye little squirtle'
C: " that was a pikachu do u even game bro?"
L/m: more than u fa&@@$"(I'm gay stfu)
C: gsSP that's illegal tho
L/m: no I'm gay stfu
C: ok straight
L/m: ok pound it.
Chat and lady bug bump fists
C: he he pound it
L/m: stfu straight man, imma go bug out u know
Ladybug swung of there leaving pussy man with his unappreciated straight boy feelings
*****authors note******
Saying slurs is not ok in any context it's harmful to marginalized people and can cause trauma never say these words they're damage isn't worth it.
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Also I'm gay I'll do what I want.
Psa: Quesideas hit so good tho. A little bell pepper egg some spices and u got yourself a flat egg cheese pancake better that hotel continental breakfast 🍳🥯🥨🥖🧀🥚🥓🍥🍥🍙🍙🥓🍳🧈🧇上衣服
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