The COLORFUL Teen Life of the Zodiac Signs

•The Signs in Prison•

---Okay so as usual, I just had some random ideas about this one so I just went a go for it. And anyways, in this case the Zodiacs don't know each other in the first place, and then finally gets the chance to know each other in PRISON, as inmates---

Prison Guard: There you go, some petty, ungrateful trash. Right where you belong. *literally throws Sage into the cell then locks it and leaves*

Sagittarius: Tss. Who do he think he is? I may be more rich than him if I weren't caught. Tss.

Taurus: Well, well, well, we got another fella in here.

Sagittarius: Are y'all inmates in here too?

Cancer: Yeah, all of us are. What would we be doing here if were not?

Aquarius: Hahaha. *sarcastic laugh* What a nice joke that was Cancer.

All the other zodiacs: *rolls their eyes on Cancer and Aqua*

Sagittarius: Who are you guys?

Leo: Well, just some another batch of bastards as they say. But we are more than they expect you know.

Gemini: What were you charged for?

Sagittarius: Me? Well, I was charged for some high-profiled cases of money laundering schemes.

Scorpio: *stands up and walks towards Sage* Hmm... So you're one of us eh?

Sagittarius: Huh? You mean, all of you were also charged of money laundering?

Aries: No. But some-- I mean, most of us here were charged in high-profiled cases.

Sagittarius: Oh is that so? Then what were you all charged for?

Taurus: Well, Scorpio, Aries, Leo, and I were just some small gangster group. More like mafia and stuff. And Gemini over there was a burglar.

Sagittarius: Huh? How would that girl get into a high-profile case when she's only a burglar?

Gemini: Just so you know, I just attempted to steal the most precious gemstone in a museum. But curse those movement detectors...

Sagittarius: Oooookaaay. Then what about that guy over there?

Scorpio: Oh, you mean Aqua? He's a bigtime drug dealer but got caught red-handed by the police.

Aquarius: Yeah and why do you even care?

Sagittarius: Oh is that so? Then what about those gals over there? *points finger towards Libra, Cancer, Pisces, and Virgo*

Taurus: Oh them? Well, to start it off, Cancer's a cult leader. While Pisces's a violent protest leader. And over there's Libra, who was charged for stalking or I dunno. While Virgo over there's a hacker.

Sagittarius: A hacker? Just some hacker?

Virgo: What do you think of me? Just some ole basic hacker? Just so you know, I hacked the World Bank's security system you know?

Sagittarius: Okay. Then what about that girl over there in the corner? *points finger towards Cappie*

All the other zodiacs (except Sage and Cappie): *simply shrugs their shoulders to Sage's question*

Sagittarius: Wait, what do you guys mean by that???

Scorpio: What we mean by that is. WE REALLY DON'T KNOW. That girl never even once spoke a word to us when she got here. Not even just a hi or a hello.

Cancer: Yeah, that girl's kinda a snob actually.

Gemini: And what curious about her is she always got that deadly glare on her eyes.

Sagittarius: What charges was she was charged for?

Aries: Oh, about that, we also didn't even knew a single word about it.

Virgo: Which makes this girl more suspicious on what her case was and what charges she was charged for. And I'm pretty sure that its probably a high-profiled case.

Pisces: Yeah, and if I were you, I'd rather choose to not meddle about it too much.

Libra: Yeah, she has a point.

Sagittarius: Maybe should I go and talk to her?

Taurus: Well, good luck about that. We already tried to talk to her a dozen times already but she just ignores us.

Sagittarius: Well, lemme just give it a try. *walks towards Cappie*

Sagittarius: Uhh, Miss. *taps Cappie by the shoulder*

Capricorn's thoughts: Who and why the hell is this guy talking with me??? *ignores Sage*

Sagittarius: *just keeps on annoying Cappie on and on until--*

Capricorn: AISH! WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?!

Everyone: 😶

Capricorn: *sighs* Fine. I'll tell you guys. I was a private assassin, and killed about 10 to 20 different famous people for personal gain, and I was on the top of the wanted list of the police and I have a total of 5 life sentences. Happy now? *sarcastic tone*

Everyone: 🤐