Southern+Foxxlie: A Novel, by Southern <3

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once there was a -1 year old baby wolf named southern. he was blue and white and brown. one day he became a worm whose other name was benny. he found a fox named foxxlie and she adopted him bc he was an idot and she was an idot so she needed another idot to be uwu-idots with. southern was a bad worm sometimes so foxxlie disowned him. foxxlie's family is full of crazy people who are married to their siblings and also married to their grandparents and also also married to their parents and also also also married to their aunts and uncles and children, but that was mostly southern's fault because he's a bad idot worm sometimes. when southern got bad, foxxlie put him in a cardboard box in the middle of an ocean called the texas ocean and left him. foxxlie was a bad idot too sometimes and didn't run away to the b e r m u t a triangle where parents run to leave their kids, so when southern somehow found his way out he found foxxlie again and she was a idot and let southern stay with her again, although she did start strangling him sometimes because he's fun to strangle and murder. he crawls on her sometimes and makes happy worm noises which annoys her really bad so she wants to disown him. sadly, southern played a game and did something that foxxlie said couldnt be done without help, and she said that if southern did it without help, she would never disown him again and he would stay her son and for the rest of his life. since he did it without help she cant disown him ever again. one day she told southern she loves him and southern told her she was an idot and he loved her too and they started getting along from that point on. foxxlie still strangles southern sometimes and murders him sometimes but he's the world's biggest idot and still loves her all the more because of it so he won't leave her and stays in their toxic relationship that's been toxic for months but southern doesn't know it so he's happy where he's at. foxxlie and southern are living happily to this day. 

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