Summer of 13'

Part 1

Ah the peace and quiet of a summer morning...

Until I hear mom and dad scream, cause that's not that peaceful.

I move out of my closet and into the hall just opening my door slightly. Only to almost get bashed by a deer running in the hallway

Keithie: No way! Can I ride it?!

We all watch as the deer goes and crashes into the bathroom door getting its horns stuck in the process

I take my phone from my pocket to prepare for blackmail. And as if just on que Greg opens the shower curtains and starts screaming, so i snap a few shots

Y/n: Haha, nice...

Mom walks into the bathroom and screams at Greg's naked body and then he screams back. So I'm just laughing my head off

The deer turns around and starts to run again so I close my door and brace for impact.

Becky: a deer?!

Dad and Keith attempt to throw Mom's and I's clean laundry while screaming very loudly to stop the dear, but only gets my pink lace bra stuck onto the antlers

Y/n: Dad!

Lenny: sorry sweetie it was the closest thing to me!

I groan as I step out of my room and follow the deer and my family down our stairs

Becky:Daddy I left the door open in case any of the animals wanted to come inside, and one did!

Keithie: Yeah! One crazy ass one!

I snicker while Mom smacked Keith on the back.

Lenny: Oh no you did a nice thing sweetheart- GREG GET THE BAT!

Becky: Daddy dont hurt him!

Lenny: I'm not gonna hurt him sweetheart, I'm just gonna massage his head for awhile

We all walked into the kitchen where the deer was eating Bowser's food and we were hiding behind the wall until dad stepped out

Lenny: here he is, eating bowser's food

The deer picks up his head to look at us

Lenny: Alright the deer knows we're here. Stay stay stay

But ofcourse no one listens and we step out a bit. The deer focuses on Mr. Giggles

Lenny: what- what's he looking at?

Lenny: move your doll towards me

Becky slowly moves her monkey towards dad

Lenny: now back to you

Becky now retracts it

Lenny: Towards me, back to you. 3 times fast

The deer's head goes in a swaying motion as becky move the monkey

Lenny: Give it to me *snap snap snap*

Becky:Mr. Gigglesworth?

Becky says on the verge of crying

Lenny: give him to me, put it in my hand

With Mr. Gigglesworth in dad hand he starts talking to the deer as we file out of the kitchen

Lenny: hey dude, like this guy? Huh? You wanna play with him. Alright. Let's go play in the other room. Cmon cmon

Dad makes the Monkeys hand go in a waving motion as the deer steps toward him

Lenny: slowly I said slowly!