The Mandalorian

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The Bar is busy. The music plays just audibly over the amount of chatter around the whole place. Heavy footfalls are heard near the entrance as beskar makes contact with sandstone. A heavy set alien looks up from his sabacc game at the sight of the shiny yet stout figure swaying the room. The rest of the table looks over their shoulders at the new patron slowly scrolling past them. The Mandalorian slows to the bar as the two twin human ruffians makes space between them for the newcomer, they look him up and down in unison and nod anxiously and walk away. A wheeled droid bartender gears over to him, looks him in the helmet. "Looking for drinks or are you looking for food? Cuz I know you Mando's are never astray and probably aren't interested." The Mandalorian scans the room and says he's looking for someone named Fon Javreau. The bartender blankly staring back says he's never heard of him. "HER" says the Mandalorian. A couple of twilek's each with a goatee laughed jovially from across the bar, looking at The Mandalorian. One of them waves sarcastly, they both look very similar. One is green while the other is a more teal color. They make their way over to either side of the Mandalorian and settle uncomfortably near him." You look like a man on a mission" the green twilek on his right says. His breath is potent through the thick beskar helmet. Smelling of dough and marijuana sauce. "If you think he's on a mission, why do you think brought him all the way down here?" the teal twilek says, his breath smelling of garlic and mushrooms. At this distance the twileks actually look identical besides their skin tone, they stand at about the same height as the Mandalorian. But they also resemble the droid bartender who at this point rolls away murmuring something about not buying drinks. The Mandalorian swiftly pulls his twin blasters out from under his poncho and holds them up to the throats of each twilek. "I don't want to decorate this bar with lekku but you're making it seem like a good time" he says to them. "Drop your weapons". The two twileks drop their blasters that they had hidden in their jackets and they lean against the abr. The band playing a upbeat tune goes silent, tables turn their attention to the new development, sabbacc games pause, the expressions around the room vary form species to species and mood to mood. An air of familiarity is felt, like they're all having a great time. The scene is going exactly as planned. The band members are all wearing fedoras and sunglasses making them each look like a bunch of John Belushi Blue's brothers. The Mandalorian lowers his blasters and the band nod to each other as they start playing a jovial life day tune. Long haired female gungans with tall boots and pink lipstick strolls from the back of the bar and walks straight for the Mandalorian and plants a kiss on his chrome helmet and says "yousa looken for meesa sugar?" That's when the Mandalorian removes his helmet to reveal the face of Jon Favreau as the Mandalorian. He looks at the gungan, who is also a lady Jon Favreau. Then he looks around the room, full of Jon Favreau's. And they say in unison "finally just how I imagined it."

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