---The Signs were in a plane flight but the plane had an unexpected malfunction, causing the plane to crash. But the Zodiacs, (who all have jumped off the plane before the plane even CRASHED) have landed safely and is now inside a jungle---
Cancer: AHHHHH!!! LOOK!!! *points towards a dead monkey*
Taurus: *who was with Cancer* Yeah? And what about it? Shall we bury it?
Cancer: WHAT?! WHAT?! IT ALMOST TOOK MY FABULOUSITY! CALL MY LAWYERS! I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE IN THIS VARIETY SHOW!!! *panics then takes out phone*
Virgo: *who was also with Cancer and Taurus* Uhh, you sure Cancer? You probably know that were not in a variety sho--
Cancer: *tries to call home* *no cell service* F*CK NO CELL SERVICE!
Taurus & Virgo: *facepalms*
Sagittarius: Wow! The jungle really does calm your anxieties! AAAAHHHHH AH AHHHHHHH!!! *does the Tarzan yell*
Capricorn: AH! My ears... *covers ears*
Aquarius: Ugh, guys. I'm starving.
Aries: Seriously? Aqua, we just started walking around here for like fifteen minutes ago.
Taurus: Yeah, me too. I'm starving.
Leo: SERIOUSLY GUYS?! WE HAVEN'T EVEN SAW A SINGLE OUNCE OF FOOD HERE AND YET Y'ALL ALREADY HUNGRY?! WE'RE NOT EVEN DONE MAKING THESE TENTS!
Aquarius: Yeah.........and what do you say Taurus? What should we have for lunch?
Taurus: I dunno...but what could you say about goat meat?
Capricorn: Uhh, you guys sure about finding goat meat here? I mean, IN THE FOREST?!
Aquarius & Taurus: *looks and stares at Capricorn*
Capricorn: Uhh guys......... I don't like those stares you're giving me...... I-I don't taste good, I taste salt to be specific............ U-Uhhh g-guys............. AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Aquarius & Taurus: CAPPIE! *chases Cappie*
(A/N: In case you don't get it, Aquarius and Sage are planning to eat Cappie as she was a GOAT herself lol😂😂😂)
Aries: Welp, there goes Cappie to her doom-- *gets nudged by Virgo* What?
Virgo: *just nudged Aries by the shoulder* Don't say such things like that, let's all just hope that we all get out here safe.
Aries: Yeah, you're right......
Sagittarius: *was swinging from one vine to another, and is acting like Tarzan* AAHHHHH AH AHHHHH!!! *is again doing the Tarzan yell*
Scorpio: *tries to reach coconut from the tree* *the tree falls onto the tents* Oops...
All the other Zodiacs: WTH SCORPIO?!
Scorpio: O_O! *notices Sagittarius swinging on the vines* OH HEY! SAGE! TAKE ME OUT OF HERE!
Sagittarius: *comes in swinging towards Scorpio* HERE C'MON! HOP ON!
Scorpio: *holds onto the vine* *vine gets torn* *both of them falls*
Sagittarius: Well, you're on your own now. *immediately runs away the scene like a ninja or whatever*
All the other Zodiacs: *cracks knuckles*
Scorpio: *gulps then runs away*
Aries: Tss. Coward...
Virgo: *was with Pisces and was on the verge to find water or food* Do you think that we can find some food or water here?
Pisces: Well, let's see if we could really find some...
---both hears some rustling from the bushes---
Virgo: You heard that?
Pisces: What could that be? Oh gosh, it creeps me out...
???: Psst. Psst. Guys. Guys. Is no one else there?
Virgo & Pisces: AHHHH! *gets startled by the bush*
Virgo: D-Did that b-bush j-just........
TALKED?!
Pisces: I-I don't know! I-It wasn't me!
???: Tss. Just answer my question. Is no one else there?
Virgo & Pisces: Y-Yes. I-Its just the two of us here...... PLEASE DON'T HURT US!!!
Capricorn: *emerges from the bush* Guys, chill. Its just me. I'm just hiding from those two cannibals......
Pisces: Well, Cappie, I guess you'd go and better hide now... *sees Taurus and Aquarius from the distance*
Capricorn: Well, speaking about those cannibals. Gotta go! Adios! *disperses into smoke and escapes thanks to Author's help*
Virgo: *cough cough* Does she literally need to have that DRAMATIC EXIT??? *tries to wave away the smoke*
Aquarius: *comes back from the ocean* HEY GUYS! I BROUGHT SOME FISH!
Others: OH REALLY?! *goes near Aquarius* LET'S FEAST-- Uhh, Aqua...... You sure that that thing's safe???
Aquarius: Huh? Why? Is there wrong eating a shark?
Leo: Uhhh, Aqua................ ITS STILL ALIVE....
Aquarius: Yeah, I know. And we can have him as a pet right?
Virgo: Wha......... *facepalms*
Aquarius: *tries to pet the shark* Come here~ Bitey bitey~ *shark attempts to attack Aqua* OH NO BAD SHARKY!
Aries: Seriously??? *facepalms*
Aquarius: BAD SHARKY! BAD SHARK! *shark attacks Aqua* AHHH! A LITTLE HELP HERE!!!
Sagittarius: *comes in like a hero* SAGE WILL HELP YOU MY FRIEND! *wrestles with the shark*
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