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I was there when the clock started at 365:00:00:00.

I was there when Mark and Ethan uploaded videos telling others about the channel.
I was there when they cooked each other breakfast with sex toys and Mark had to answer the door looking the way he did.
I was there when they purged their sins with a neti pot.
I was there when they had a hotdog eating competition.
I was there when they tried to make a sensory deprivation tank.
I was there when they did both the bad and good cupping.
I was there when Mark screamed in at the worst cupping.
I was there when Ethan got kicked in the balls.
I was there when they did each other's makeup in the dark.
I was there when they tried to do operation with bady hands.
I was there when they summoned a ghost.
I was there when they waxed each other during two truths, one lie.
I was there when they were messing with poop slime.
I was there when they did a play-doh thanksgivings.
I was there when they did helium therapy.
I was there when they drew memes from memory.
I was there when one man attempted 100 accents.
I was there when an AI wrote how they died.
I was there when one was turned into a mummy.
I was there when they attempted a chubby gummy challenge.
I was there when they bought a professional hypnosis for a video.
I was there when they attempted an escape room.
I was there when the barrel died by Ethan's hand.
I was there when they thought they could fix the barrel.
I was there at Mark's viking funeral.
I was there at the greatest mistake.
I was there to discover that acupuncture isn't really painful.
I was there when they floated in a sleep deprivation tank.
I was there when Mark was shot with a paintball gun.
I was there when they did nude art paintings.
I was there when they watched people's music for the barrel.
I was there when they drunk each other's pee.
I was there when Ethan explored Mark's basement.
I was there when they gave away the play button.
I was there when Ethan had a completely normal salon.
I was there when Mark was taped and scared.
I was there when they ranked their pain.
I was there when they donated toys.
I was there when they harnessed their dogs for energy.
I was there when they drank a bunch of eggnog.
I was there when Santaplier returned by force.
I was there when they preserved each other in wax.
I was there when they beat up inanimate objects to death.
I was there when ranked their emotional pain.
I was there Ethan was crucified by duct tape. (Hope no one told Amy).
I was there when they had a staring compilation.
I was there when they attempted the presidential fitness test.
I was there when they took a polar plunge in their suits.
I was there when they tried hiding their sins from Amy and failed horribly.
I was there when they ate bugs.
I was there when they did a DIY bungee jump.
I was there when they compared their thumbnails to others.
I was there when they attempted to become taller.
I was there when they did a sensory overload tank.
I was there when they recreated themselves as cursed mannequins.
I was there when they did an IQ test.
I was there when Mark got revenge and shot Ethan with a paintball gun.
I was there when they went casket shopping.
I was there when they did a lie detector test.
I was there when they tried to breath underwater.
I was there when they tried fixing the hole in the wall.
I was there when Mark stoke Ethan's face and Ethan couldn't talk the entire video.
I was there when they tried holding their breath for the longest time.
I was there when Mark lifted Ethan into the air while dancing.
I was there when they tried to simulate being old.
I was there when they ranked ways of how to die.
I was there when they tried to cryogenically freeze themselves.
I was there when Mark finally was able to feel what it was like to be tased.
I was there when they looked at dead channels.
I was there for the bad beans.
I was there when they got a real hypnotherapist and didn't get one that called them daddy.
I was there when they got turned into art.

I was there so many times.

I was there all of the videos and I was there for the stream.
I was there when Mark got a new hat.
I was there when they + Amy laid in the coffin.
I was there when they deleted all forms of social media.
I was there when they clock hit zero and the stream ended.

There never will be a channel quite like it nor one that made me laugh as hard as I did

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There never will be a channel quite like it nor one that made me laugh as hard as I did.

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Memento Mori
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