i'm sorry. this isn't funny
all of the chapters will be eli's pov❤️❤️❤️
(not for little kids btw)
ok so i was walking around and shit and went to an alleyway for some reason. I saw a mini version of an octopus with clothes lol so I decided to check it out. but right when I walked up to it the octopus fucking.. turned huge. idk how to describe it but it just turned big. the octopus had the amount of tentacles like the average octopus(not really lmao) and had eyes that started right into your soul
"What?" it said. i mean, I would be shocked if I saw a human sized octopus, so like of course I would stare. I recognized the octopus right away and he was hastur or something idk,, he's kind of ugly. then hastur literally carried me and took me into a basement with uhhhh rocket chairs?? oh boy. instead of putting me on a chair or something he put me on the ground. and holy shit I regret going into that alleyway. hastur took off my pants and then uhhhh. decides to thrust the tentacle in my um, you know where
this is the part where I wake up on my bed and think "oh wait lmao that was just a dream" HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WASNT
how did i know that wasn't a dream now? my legs started to hurt when i like, y'know walked
I WILL PROBABLY NEVER FINISH THIS BUT IF I DO THE REST OF THE CHAPTERS WILL BE SO STUPID AHSISNUSND
mama
YOU ARE READING
eli's love adventure(???)
FanfictionLMAO I COULDN'T THINK OF ANOTHER TITLE- anyway this is supposed to be a joke. Got inspired by a fanfic, i forgot who made it but the title is elis bizarre adventure. go read it NOW😡 and yes I made the cover not trying to flex or anything
