Trixya!-Oh honeyyy✨🤍 (oneshots)

The walk of shame

*Trixies pov* 

Thank god she's still asleep. I reluctantly went out with my friends last night to the new gay club in town after much persuasion from my friends not knowing that my ex girlfriend shea would be there. I stupidly decided it would be a great idea to get wasted of lame wine coolers to relax and stop being so uptight and to try and forget how much I miss being in a relationship. How much I miss being the most important thing in someones life. But I never ever intended to wake up naked with my matte pink lipstick smudged around my face and lashes half way down my cheek facing my ex shea. Ive made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life but this was definitely up there.

When I was in college, I used to hate the way my brain would awake me at the crack of dawn for no reason what's so ever apart from not allowing me to sleep in but this is one of the very rare occasions i'm actually quite thankful for it. I scrambled around the covers trying to find my phone and when I eventually did I was bombarded with texts from my friends asking me where the hell I went. I quickly lied and responded to them saying that I wasn't feeling too well so left without disturbing them not wanting to cut their fun short, I really wasn't In the mood however to tell them im in sheas bed especially not after they know what I went through when we broke up a few months ago and they had to deal with the backlash. 

I carefully crept out of her apartment wearing the same slutty silver dress as yesterday holding my heels in my hand desperately wanting to escape without alerting shea and forcing us into having an awkward morning after conversation. 

I sighed as I walked out of the door thankful I was able to escape without causing too much drama. I slipped my shoes on and made my way to the elevator. Its quite early on a saturday morning so I wasn't expecting to see anyone during my walk of shame. However, just as the doors were closing a gorgeous young blonde came around the corning yelling 'hold the door! hold the door!'. So I held the door. 

*Katyas pov*

Fuck. Not this again. This is the 3rd time this week I woke up in a strangers bed after a meaningless last minute Grindr hookup. I went through my usual routine of collecting my clothes from around the bedroom not quite remembering exactly how they got there. I still had my red lipstick clinging onto my lip but this time it is evident what must of gone on last night. I walked through the apartment in my short black crocodile print skirt and by bright red bardot top holding my black stripper heels in my hand. 

Just as I thinking I was about to make a smooth escape,  I could hear the girl in bed who I don't remember the name of starting to get up and not wanting the awkward talk, I ran out of the apartment. The doors of the elevator were closing as I was approaching so I shouted 'HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR!'  

I was forever grateful that the stunning blonde bomb shell complied and held the door.

*Trixies pov*

The girl who walked in was quite obviously in a similar position as me trying to escape our failed hookups without being caught. She smiled at me flashing her perfectly straight white teeth which made me feel like a school girl with a pointless crush again whilst putting her shoes on and said "Hi! im Katya. Thank you so much for holding the door" to which I responded with "im trixie! im guessing you had a good night then?" with a small giggle laughing at the state of her hair. she might be looking a mess but she sure is hot.

 "Ahaha yeah. But drinking wasn't one of my best desicions as I can barely remember a thing. I can't even remember the poor girls name" 

"Aww that brave girl. I can't believe she slept with your rotted pussy" I instantly regretted saying that, hoping I hadn't pushed it too far with this stranger I hardly know. However much to my surprise I was greeted by the sound of a beautiful wheezy laugh clearly signalling she is a smoker. 

"Omg I like you! Very honest too I love that. I don't know why she slept with my rotted pussy either maybe you should try it and get back to me with an answers?" she replied with the most straight face, but in seconds we were both howling with laughter as she cringed onto my hand sending sparks straight through my body.  

"maybe I will. I would have to get back to you on that"

"Urm okay then. In that case you will just have to give me your phone, its looking a little lonely without my number" Katya replied with a cheesy smile and a wink.

Trixie complied however and type in her name as 'Girl im gonna fuck next time I wanna hook-up' followed by a load of pink emojis that match her barbie aesthetic and a hot selfie of herself for her profile picture. She turned the phone of before giving it back to Katya not wanting to let her see the name she just typed into her phone. As the elevator opened she exclaimed "text me!"in the fakest sultry voice she sound manage leaving them both cackling as they exited the elevator going their separate ways. 

*time skip-later that night*

Its only been a few hours so I felt really stupid for missing that hot blonde stranger I barely know. But she was the first person to properly get me laughing after breaking up with shea so I was extremely grateful for that, even if I never get a text from her. But it was almost like the universe was reading my mind as that very second my phoned dings signalling I had a new message. I was never the type to get so stressed out over this kind of thing but today im kind of nervous to see who it is and if she texts me. After a few seconds I mustered up enough courage to turn it over but was immediately let down to see that it was just Kim asking me if I was feeling better. Trying to not let the sadness get to me I carried on what I was doing after replying to Kim saying that I was fine thank you.

About an hour later I was sitting just about to sit down to eat my pizza that just got delivered and eat my cheap rented rom com film when my phone dinged again. Fully expecting it to be a random notification I turned it over in a very different manor than earlier and to my surprise it was the unknown number i had been waiting for all day.

0769757 67578076: Hi! im the Russian hooker you met in the elevator that your dad just calls Katya 

Girl im gonna fuck: My dads dead.   (  I reply with my usual dry humour.  )

Katya: OH shit im sorry!

Girl Im gonna fuck: AAAAH! don't worry babe I never even met him! 

Katya: you fucking whore!! You got me thinking I was a rotted hoebag

Girl im gonna fuck: Don't worry your still a rotted hoebag xx So what do you think of my name??

Katya: I love it! You know at this time of night im normally looking for someone to be my next victim of my rotten pussy

Girl im gonna fuck: Oh really? Is there an application process or something xxxx

Katya: yes. (sends location) come here to my apartment and you'll find all the information you could ever need to know. 

Girl im gonna fuck: Including your hot ass?

Katya: especially my hot ass.