(My version of) Sans AU Incorrect Quotes

Error doesn't like bread

OG!Error: Can you take constructive criticism?

S!FGod!Ink: Shoot.

OG!Error, pointing at the pile of unfinished AUs with awful backstory behind him: those f*cking suck

S!FGod!Ink: that's not constructive criticism-

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GhostInk: I think you take Insults rather well.

Astral: By that I assume you mean I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.

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*Star sanses and moon sanses are trying to come up with a plan while working together*

Dream: I'm hungry ;-;

Error: we can deal with that later, right now we need to-

Blue: I can make sandwiches!

*excited chattering among the stars*

Error: no-

*a few minutes of talking about sandwich types later*

Blue: What kind of sandwich do you want Error?

Error: I don't really like bread-

Agh-

The moons: Damnit Error

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Passive!OG!NM: Not to sound like a goth elitist here but if you haven't died you're a poser

P!Palsy: So Phoenix is a goth

P!OG!NM: Yes

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MSI!Dream: Blue what do you want, I'm going shopping.

MSI!Blue, sobbing uncontrollably: I want Ink to come back...

MSI!Dream:

MSI!Dream: Yeah I've got like, 12 dollars

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Passive (SV NM): How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered Archeology instead of Grave Robbing?

S!C: as an archeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

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This was fun! Give me some ideas for some incorrect quotes and who could say them (or, just the quotes)

Please, I need a break from Taking Myself Seriously™