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Gertrude's Point of View
"wWEELLCOOME TOO WHOVILLE YOUNG LADY" screeched the Mayor right in my face, his spit slowly dripped down my cheek, in disgust I responded.
"Ew I'm underage."
"WELCOMMEE TO WHOVILEEE!!" he yelled yet again while doing these creepy lunges. I walked away, I did not need any negativity as the whole point in this mother daughter trip was to "relax" or whatever.
"Gerty! Look at this dress its so beautiful! You need this, we would totally match" yelled my mother. It was the ugliest neon green dress, I nearly barfed!
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After a few hours of shopping, we finally stopped to eat at this Grinch sandwich restaurant. It was not that bad. I ordered green eggs and ham well done of course! After a rather delicious meal we headed back to our Hotel, the "Inn at Grinch Hollows" how fancy! We got settled in. Finally I can re-
"GERTRUDE GERTRUDE! I forgot my teeth in the car could you be a dear and grab them for me?"
"Whatever mom, I guess. It's not like I was laying down in my bed with my eyes slowly shutting,"
I stomped to the car in my pj's in freezing cold weather my mother really does want to kill me! whatever. I grab her slimy teeth and just perfect! they fall to the floor! Suddenly the teeth start moving on their own, I follow. They led me to this back alley behind the Inn as I bend down to grab them I hear a squeal.
"DAMNNNN GIRL" squealed none other than the Mayor himself.
"YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE, IM 16 YEEARS LEAVE MEE ALONE! I roared with confidence. Suddenly the Mayor kneels, and starts throwing some weird signs with his hands, he starts to chant (Tyler the Creators Version ofc).
"You're a mean one
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana (Mr. Grinch), with the greasy black peel You're a vile one You got termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile (Mr. Grinch) You're a foul one Friends, you don't have none I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a monster Your heart's an empty hole You're a goner You got garlic in your soul You got garlic in your soul!
A portal starts forming, in fear I try to run, but his chanting traps me.
"STOP PLEASE IM ONLY 16!" I plead. He starts doing creepy lunges yet again!
"All them smiles, homie I turn to frowns All them decorations I tear 'em down You can ask Max, I don't play around Ayo (eww) Who is this mean fellow With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (eww)
The portal starts growing more and more! My body is slowly starting to be pulled in.
What you so mad for? Halloween come around and we ain't knockin' at your door, maneMr. Grinch you're a bad banana You're gonna spoil everybody with your bad attitude (Spoil everybody) Mr. Grinch La-la-la-la Who is this mean fellow With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (La-la-la-la) What you so mad for? Halloween come around and we ain't knockin' at your door Bad banana
My entire body is pulled, and the last thing I heard was an evil cackle.
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