Who Invented High School?

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KARD LUVRS🤍

yoongi:
hey guys

jin:
HE'S ALIVE

tae:
OMG yoongi !

solbi:
YOONGI
we know you ditched us for kibum last night
WHO WAS LITERALLY DRESSED UP AS DEUCE FROM MONSTER HIGH THAT WAS SO CRAZY?$2@2'
yoongi did you tell him we were doing monster high?

yoongi:
istg i didn't

tae:
what if he's stalking us 😳
omg @ skye protect me :(
damn he's not even in this gc
BRB YALL

jin:
nO

tae added skye to the chat!

tae:
HI BABY :D

yoongi:
tae why

jin:
omfg are you kidding me

tae:
what? >:0

skye:
Um

tae:
SKYE
WELCOME TO KARD LUVRS 😆
we love kard
stream dumb litty

solbi:
hi skye!

jin:
solbi do not interact

skye:
Hi...
Tae why did you add me to your group chat

tae:
because...
because
BEcause
beCAUSE

jin:
GET ON WITH IT

tae:
sorry was quoting danganronpa
but i added you here because it gets tiring texting you and my friends at the same time :(
plus i think you'll have a lot of fun in here
just for a moment and i'll allow jin to kick you off?

skye:
Sure

tae:
YAY
anyways yoongi pls continue with whatever you were talking about

yoongi:
oh why i ditched you guys yesterday?
ahem
alright so kibum wanted to hang out so like
i did
and let me tell y'all it was so fucking fun
kibum took me to a COLLEGE halloween party
like there were so many people
and y'all would not believe what happened then

jin:
SPILL THE TEA MAMAS

yoongi:
we fucked

solbi:
?¥\*]]£•[•[[=+\+\+

jin:
WHAT

tae:
OH MY GOD YOONGINWHWJW

skye:
Am I suppose to be screaming?

yoongi:
ikr
i was a little tipsy ngl but i controlled myself because i didn't really know anybody except for kibum
but yeah me and kibum went back to his place and he fucked me so good
that was the best sex i had since
ever

jin:
PERIODDDD GET THAT DICK YOONGS BBY

yoongi:
;)
last night was great
and guys
i...might consider dating him

solbi:
YESHWKWJWKW

tae:
AGHHHHWHWJWHHHWHHHHHH

jin:
WHATOMFGEHW????

skye:
Stares

tae:
SKYEJWHWJ

yoongi:
guys
i'm like
actually
h—
hap—

jin:
spit it out bby 🥺