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hi baes

welcome baes

thanks for being here baes

last night i heard a bird outside my window and i was genuinely concerned so i googled if birds can be outside at 2am and google decided to be a smart ass and told me that birds should be outside at all times.

turns out it wasn't a bird it was something with our heater so now there's a lil man at my house fixing it.

right now he's down in my room with my 6ft rat snake named sammy and my mouse named swaggy🥰🥰🥰🥰

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