among us x reader (lemons)

Explaining the story before i write it

So here's some info about the book, and some dos and donts I need you guys to follow.

First of all, I can write lemons if I want to. I'm sick of being judged for expressing my creativity through lemon stories, and finding annoying overused jokes in my comment section.

I can't go a single day without going on my inbox after a long day of school and seeing atleast one comment that says something dumb like,

"[Insert character name here]: *bends down and sucks your clit*
Me: *LookS oVer aT mY cAt*"

It's not funny and overall, just annoying and stupid.

Second, I put up warnings for a reason, don't read the story if you know you're gonna regret it. OR leave one of those overused jokes in the comments.

I write stories to entertain my fanbase and catch their interest, but the only interest I end up catching is them making a dumb joke About it and I always just feel like deleting my account. Please stop it.

Third of all, if you're gonna make someone feel bad for writing lemons. What was the fucking point of clicking on it if you KNOW it's lemons? Thats just pathetic.

Forth, if I don't write often. Don't message me about it, it just means i don't have time to be online at the moment. Because, I go to high school now, I get homework and my mum likes to go out alot. There also might be alot of other things I want to do at the moment, I have a life, y'know?

Fifth, I write stories in my free time if I'm bored and have fuck all to do, I find it really fun! Problem: people keep begging me to update it because they finished the chapter I spent 1 hour writing. I write stories as a hobby, not to sacrifice my entire life to it.

I'll be explaining about the story now!

First of all, as you saw in the bio, this is lemons. Yeah, it can be considered "ruining the fandom". Quick thing: I don't write lemons to ruin the fandom, I mostly write them as a joke or if I know I'm gonna delete it later.

Sorry to y'all who got offended because you clicked on a story with huge ass warning signs in the bio that you ignored.

This can include one shots too, if I feel up to it.
My ships are!! (Pls don't judge):
Black(boy)x White(girl)
Red(boy) x Blue (boy) (NO HOMOPHOBIA!!)
Orange (boy) x cyan (girl)
Brown (boy) x pink (girl) x yellow (girl)
Purple (boy) x light green (girl) x green (boy) (poor lg XD)

If you can't respect my ships then piss off, hope you understood my explanation. Imma go away now, it's fricking 01:02.