Irwin | A.I.

Chapter 1

"Na, na na na, na, now every bodies singing, I can't wait till I get hooome," I harmonized, but I felt like it was the wrong lyrics,while studying my lines for my role in a movie I was starring in. I was one of the main characters, and we were almost done. I got up and ran my hand through my hair. I went to the bathroom and saw my dog had got into my lipstick, again. I yelled in anger, this is the 3rd time this month.
"OOOOOOOTIS AAAMMMBBBEEERR!" My english terroir ran into my room, and saw I had my lipstick in my hand.
"Otis? What did you do?" Oh he knew what he did. He scrambled under my bed and I threw the remaining away. My phone vibrated and started singing my ringtone,"Good girls" by my favorite band, 5 Seconds of Summer. I chose that ringtone for my best friend, Joelle, sorta a bad girl but never gets caught. Like ever. Not fair. I picked it up and I heard her yelling,
"FINALLY YOU WOKE UP!" She screamed through the speaker.
"God don't be so loud!" I complained.
"Sorry, Luke is here making me feel good right now." She slightly moaned while saying that. I can imagine Luke slipping his hand down her inner thigh.
"Okay, so call me ba--"
"I called you too ask when are you coming over to meet the rest of the boys?"
"Probably in 30 minutes or an 1 hour, haven't showered yet."
"T.M.I. Dylan." Luke said out of the blue.
"Oh shut it, I don't want to here when ever you have to go to the bathroom anymore. Well I need to get ready my people, bye!"
"Bye!" They said in unison and hung up. I've stalked 5Sos on the Internet, but I only met Luke, we have been best friends for forever. He moved around high school and finally came back to Joe and Me. The boys came with him. I always had a major crush on Ashton though, so adorable.. And his laughs, to die for! I cleaned off my papers from my bed, because I'm a clean freak, and grabbed my outfit. I picked out my stone washed overalls with little specks of blue on it, my tribal print vans, my black, cut-off long-sleeve shirt of paris, and then a dark gray beanie. I thought it was cute. I probably send a picture to Joe and see if she approves. Maybe I shouldn't wear that.. I'll put it in my bag just in case. I pulled out a cat sweater thats light salmon color, baby blue shorts, and some white vans. I snapped a picture to Joe, in a few seconds later I got a text of a heart. She approves. I stripped of my clothes and finally hopped into the shower.
Joes POV
"Luke... Not n-now.." He was tugging my Ramones shirt, and using his other hand to rub the inside of my thigh.
"Why not?" He kissed me passionately once more, and ended up cupping the rest of my face. I pulled back slightly and rested my forehead against his, our noses touching.
"I swear if you try that on me one more time today, before or when our guest our here, I will punch you so hard Hemmings." I smiled and kissed him before getting up. I jumped and pulled up my pants up, and Luke grabbed a hold of the belt ring and pulled me back in his lap. I laughed and then he smiled. I kissed him, but intentionally it was supposed to be a small peck, but he kissed me longer then I expected. He started going down my neck while kissing me, really close to my soft stop, but he stopped right before he reached it.
"Now thanks to you Luke, I have to wipe off the lipstick I put on, then kissed you, then when you had lipstick lips, you had to rub on my neck." I smiled and got up, running my finger down his jaw, teasingly. I went to the bathroom and got a baby wipe and wiped off the lipstick.
"Hey... Does that mean I have lipstick on?" He exclaimed.
I snickered under my breath. "No baby, I'm sure it got wiped off." Oh to be honest, it wasn't off of him. He had "Pretty Pink lady" lipstick all on his lips. I put on my lipstick and then the door bell rang.
"I got it!" Luke and I said in unison. "Jinx. Double jinx." We kept saying it over and over. I ran to the door and opened it. The boys were at the door. The one with crazy colored hair, Michael, had a pizza box in his hand. Ashton had a box that made a drum sound, and Calum was empty handed.
"Hey guys!" Luke swerved around me and bro-hugged them. I smiled.
"Guys, this is my love Joe, and Joe, these are the boys Mic--"
"I know their names Luke, you talk about them all the time." I smiled and held his hand.
"We can say the same," Calum said, walking in. We closed the door behind them. I grabbed out my phone and started texting Dylan.
To the bae: hey Dill Pickle the boys are here. When will you b here?
A few moments later I got a text in return.
The bae: Im putting on my makeup and perfume, give me a dang second woman! Should I wear my turquoise necklace?
I scoffed and then smiled.
To the bae: <3
I set down my phone and sat in Luke's lap. Ashton was telling Luke about the girl he saw on the street.
"Yea she was so nice, when I dropped my wallet she didn't steal it, she chased me down like a mile to return it to me."
I smiled.
"What did she look like?" Luke asked flirty like and I hit his chest. One of the boys said jokingly, "Abusive girlfriend!"
Ashton smiled widely, and while talking he chuckled, "She was really, really beautiful. Her hair was ash brown with some natural colored high lights, she had a few freckles around her nose and her body was curvy with a tiny bit of chub. She was tall too," He smirked. "She looked so familiar.." Sounded like Dylan.. Speaking of Dylan where the hell is she?
"D*mn, sounds hot. Did you get her name? Her number?" Michael fidgeted while talking.
"I forgot to get it, she had a personal case and it had our logo on it. I think her name was Lillian or Daisy. I don't know." He shrugged. He opened up the pizza box and took a piece. I heard a knock on the door.
"DYLAAAANNN!!" I screamed through the door.
"JOOOOEEEEE!! NOW LET ME IN!" She shrieked. Then she gave up and opened the door. Her curls flew over her face and laughed. She did have a nice laugh.
"LUKE!!!!" Luke picked me off of his lap and ran to hug her.
"It's been to long, Dill Pickle." He swirled her around. She threw her head back laughing.
"I know, I know, I know!" She jumped down and noticed other people and instantly shut up and got into a shy pose.
"Dudes this is Dylan Collar, my best friend!" He out an arm around her.
"But she stayed with Joe when we went on tour," he stated in a matter-of-fact-ly way. She waved shyly and let her hair cover her face. I stood next to her and wrote on my notes on my phone.
Phone: Hey, your not like this, stop being shy. They are only Luke's friends.
I handed her the phone and she typed quickly.
Phone: Well it's only Ashton, Calum, and Michael from one of the biggest boy bands in the word. And Ashton is one of my biggest crushes. Did I tell you when I meet him on the street the other day?
I gasped and nodded.
"Hey guys guess what, Ashton you ran into Dylan on the street." I smiled cheekily. I shipped them.