The judge looked up at the defendant and asked what happened. "What happened?"
"She called me gay. Im not gay."
"Yes you are."
Judge: "Yes you are. Heres a pride flag and a gay card. Go get some iced coffe and a girl in red vinyl."
"Youre right, im gay lol." The defendant went and got iced coffe, and met a really cute girl there, had a lil coffee date meet-cute. Then they went and bought two girl in red vinyls and a cat together.
Theyre moving in togther next week.
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crack stories
Humorthese arent meant to be offensive, i just find them funny enough to post on here. i have no idea whether theyre actually funny or im just mentally unstable (hint: i am) 😂
