Crackheads [Tommy innit x reader]

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Another day of playing at at the dream smp, unlike the people there I don't really stream I was only invited as a guess a few weeks ago but people really thought I was funny and I somehow just became a part of them. Today I didn't really plan on playing but I was invited to play while they stream. So, I logged into the smp and join the discord vc there.

"hello!" you greeted.

"hello woman!" Tommy greeted back.

"well, good morning crackhead" you say teasing him.

"listen up, you little Dipshit, if you call me a crackhead one more time-" Tommy said cut off.

"crackhead" you interrupted, as everyone burst out laughing. you go on to Tommy's stream and saw him completely flustered having no comeback.

"oh come on Tommy you've got to have a better come back than that" Wilbur teases as you snickered.

"oh fuck off!" Tommy said causing everyone to bust out laughing. You walk around the smp having nothing to do and you ran off to the forest chasing a cat out of boredom.

"y/n are where are you?" sapnap asks.

"are you chasing a cat?" Tubbo asked laughing.

"uh..." you said.

"what's wrong?" tubbo asked.

"I lost the cat" you pouted as everyone laughed. You come back to where everyone was gathered, Tommy has been quite quiet his mic was on mute on the discord call and I was too lazy to check his stream. I continued playing for over an hour and Tommy randomly came up to me and punched my character with his diamond sword which damaged me by a lot and lost about 2 hearts.

"hey! what the hell?!" you said. 

"what happed?" Niki asked.

"the crackhead fucking hit me!" you answered.

"oh no" Niki said knowing Tommy messed up.

"relax it was just one hit" Tommy defended himself.

"oh no..." sapnap said as Tommy really messed up. you to Tommy's stream and his chat filled with 'uh-oh's and 'oh no's.

"...YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" you yell out holding your enchanted sword chasing Tommy as he ran.

"all that for one hit? are you crazy?!" Tommy yelled out running from y/n. you ran to the straight ahead behind Tommy as he made a turn you didn't.

"LOOK AT THE CHICKEN!!!!" you stopped.

"is she serious?" dream laughed.

"I can't tell if she was chasing Tommy or the chicken this whole time"  Niki said.

"the chicken is really cute tho" tubbo said.

"they all look the same!" Tommy exclaimed, as you killed the chicken.

"did she just fucking killed the chicken?" dream asked.

"she just killed the fucking chicken" wilbur said.

"well better the chicken than me" Tommy said.

"why'd you kill the chicken?" tubbo asked.

"I wad hungry and needed food" y/n said sounding innocent. 

"you could've asked for food instead of scaring the shit out of me" Tommy said.

"....." y/n stayed silent as she went to Tommy's stream. you looked over to the chat section.

chat section:

simp_bruv: I absolutely love them!

love_213: I shippp!!!

shipper746: when's the wedding?

comments filled with people saying they ship me and Tommy which honestly didn't bother me nor interest me. a few hours later while you played you look over to the time and it was 11:38 pm.

"shit! I have homework due on 12, I gotta go" y/n said running off logging off the smp and leaving the vc.

"we should've added her years ago" wilbur said.

"why's that?" dream asked.

"she's the only person that could get Tommy to shut up in embarrassment" wilbur laugh.

"I've said this once and I'll say it again.... FUCK OFF!!!!" Tommy yelled very deafening to the human ear.

a/n: this is my first fanfic sorry for the inaccuracy I hope you like it

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