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DUCK MAN IS VERY DUM
DUCK MAN HAS WIFE AND SIX KIDS
DUCK MAN IS ACTUALLY A HUMAN.
DUCK MAN IS A DUCK BUT ALSO A MAN.
DUCK MAN LOVES BABIES, ELDERLY PEOPLE, AND IDIOTS.
DUCK MAN LOVES YOU
DUCK MAN LOVES ME
DUCK MAN LOVES EVERYONE!
DUCK MAN HATES PEDOPHILES.
DUCK MAN HATES HOMOPHOBES.
DUCK MAN HATES TRANSPHOBES
DUCK MAN HATES RACIST PEOPLE
DUCK MAN HATES KARENS AND JEFFS
